Doom Movie Might Not Be Terrible
Like many upcoming nerdly pieces of media, the Doom movie had a showing at this year's Comic-Con. Gamecloud reports on the related panel and footage shown, and posits that against all odds the Doom movie might not suck. From the article: "Everyone on the panel said that every effort was being made to make the movie faithful to the game and that it will be a R rated film. While there will be some CGI, the Doom monsters like the Baron, the Imp and the Pinky Demon will mostly be real monsters created by the Stan Winston Studios (who created the creatures in all the Terminator movies, Aliens, Predator and many more)."
It's pretty sad when the phrase 'might not suck' is actually a positive review.
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If there's one franchise that deserves all-CGI monsters, it's Doom. I mean, the first two outings featured sprite graphics-- how high can the standard be?
I say we start a petition now for the monsters to be all CGI. Maybe we can get Carmack to whip up an engine for them.
I had no idea that Stan Winston had gotten into genetic engineering and Frankensteinian experimentation.
Yeah, according to the article, it's back on Mars.
"If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?" --Seymour Cray
Granted, I haven't actually seen Fantastic Four yet, but The Thing appears to be one glaring example of when it's better to suck it up and use CGI instead of a costume. Yes, I know, CGI has just been getting more and more out of control, but the answer to this is not to go back to the "good old days" of Terminator, or even Aliens and Predator. The gaps in the effects in those movies are horribly glaring at times, when a mouth is clearly pulled open by wires, or when a tail sways bonelessly, or when a face is clearly a model.
Let's allow old "physical" effects pass on, and focus more effort on making the CGI better and using it with moderation.
Don't blame me, I voted for Durga.
It's going to be exactly like the Resident Evil movie, except he'll spend the entire movie switching between holding his gun and wielding the flashlight.
I'm petitioning them to use cardboard cutouts. It would be more faithful to the original.
And in other news
- Bill Gates might not be rich
- Windows might be better that Linux
- The war in Iraq might be successful (or not)
If Microsoft was mass, stupidity would be gravity.
Personally, I thought 'portal to hell' would have more mass appeal than alien virus, but I think perhaps the Hollywood execs didn't think 'portal to hell' would bring that much hype because they already lived there, owned the rights for it, and felt it was rather boring.
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What shocked me was that unlike most rumors "The Rock" is NOT the main character.
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Everyone on the panel said that every effort was being made to make the movie faithful to the game
Except for the central plot devices, Mars and Hell, right? Compare and contrast:
Now: Everyone on the panel said that every effort was being made to make the movie faithful to the game
Not long ago: HomeLAN has a reprint of a letter written by Doom movie script writer Dave Callaham. In it he (wittily) attempts to explain why the Doom movie is going to be so unlike the game
Somebody's lying, and I think it's the people on a panel in front of a bajillion unhappy fans.
32 comments, and not one reference to the Doom and Metroid movies at PA?
We're indie. We're working on our 14th game.
This guy is directing. He has nothing in his directorial history that gives me reason to be optimistic, though he was cinematographer on a few decent movies.
To further remove reasons for optimism, the writer appears to have never written a single movie before this.
One bright spot: the score is being done by Clint Mansell, who has done some excellent scores in the past, not to mention his years with the band Pop Will Eat Itself.
On the Daily Show, the Rock said that in the movie, BFG stood for Bio Force Gun. It's gonna suck.
>> I thought he killed himself after Daikatana?
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