BSDCertification.org Survey Report Available
tirloni writes "The BSD Certification Group announced the availability of the 147-page report about the survey they have done regarding what people think the certification should look like."
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Cisco's certs push cisco technologies over other sane technologies. For example they suggest EIGRP is better than OSPF and should be used.
Like wise BSD certs should be like:
Which OS is more stable?
(a) Linux
(b) BSD
(b) Windows
Which License is best for real FREE software?
(a) GPL
(b) BSD
(c) MIT
Which OS will soon surpass Linux?
(a) None
(b) SkyOS
(c) BSD
Why is BSD less in use than Linux?
(a) The stupid AT&T lawsuits
(b) Less propaganda
(c) Less corporate support
(d) No bells n whistles
(e) More geekcentric than fanboycentric
(f) GPL has been overly and wrongly marketed
(g) All of the above
Which OS's TCPIP stack is used EVERYWHERE?
(a) Trumpet TCPIP stack
(b) BSD
(c) DEC
(d) cisco
What should you worship to pass this test?
(a) ZetaOS
(b) ELKS
(c) Minix
(d) Sybian
(e) ReactOS
(f) BSD
Section B
Please List at least 20 developers who have worked on the BSD kernel
Section C
Write an essay on either (a) the early days of infighting in the BSD camp with allowed Linux the lead or (b) The BSD developed heirarchy. Should you even hint Linux is better or BSD is dying your paper will be torn angrily to shreds and a small but strong BSD mob will break into your house and delete your partitions.
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