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Do Not Call List Under Attack

smooth wombat writes "Do Not Call. Those words are music to millions of Americans who have signed up for the list so they're not bothered by telemarketers. Not content to let things as they are telemarketers are now lobbying the FCC to have state laws which regulate the practice overturned. In April an ad-hoc group of firms ranging from the Direct Marketing Association to the National Children's Cancer Society filed a joint petition asking the FCC to declare that it has 'exclusive jurisdiction over interstate telemarketing calls.' The issue revolves around some states whose Do Not Call laws are more strict than Federal law and which prohibit telemarketers from calling anyone on a Do Not Call, regardless of an existing business relationship." Update: 07/21 18:42 GMT by Z : Official EPIC page, with contact info and background.

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  1. I wonder.. by Kjuib · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What part of DO NOT CALL dont they understand? I do not want people calling me trying to sell me stuff.. so DO NOT CALL me! hard to get much simpler.

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    1. Re:I wonder.. by jayhawk88 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh but see, you have an "existing business relationship" with them, since this one time you bought batteries at Target with your Bank of America Visa credit card, Bank of America sold your student loan and personal information to Wells Fargo, who sold it to Sallie Mae, who sold it's list of customers to Fannie Mae, who shares a database with several mortage companies, some of whom use cold calling to drum up business during the winter months.

      How dare you not recognize the legitimate and in no way phony "existing business relationship". How do you expect Bruno's Mortgage and High Interest Loans to not communicate with you, their (possible, potential, maybe if they're drunk when we call, three times removed) customer?

    2. Re:I wonder.. by JonasH · · Score: 5, Funny
      What part of DO NOT CALL dont they understand?

      I think it's the "NOT". They seem to have no problems at all with "DO CALL".
    3. Re:I wonder.. by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The best part of the the whole Do Not Call registry- Not only are non-profits exempt.... But so are Political candidates! Those self serving a##holes. This may not be a problem for those of you in a state like NY or Maryland where everyone knows exactly which candidate is going to win, but in swing states like Ohio (where I am) it means we get tons of calls every four years....
      Perhaps my logic is wrong- but wouldn't telemarketers like the DNC because it would save them wasted calls? I mean, if people sign up for the DNC, doesn't it mean that they hate getting these calls and would never buy anything from them?
      It is like spam- if no one bought anything from these "tele-spammers," maybe they would go away....
      My solution- one of those air horns people have at sporting events. My grandmother had one for obscene callers (Those over 25 remember obscene callers, in the days before caller ID when tracing a call meant "pulling the Logs"), she would toot the horn into the reciever- this really would hurt someone's ear drums....

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    4. Re:I wonder.. by eaolson · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What part of DO NOT CALL dont they understand?

      You're the one that has it wrong. They understand perfectly. They don't want to obey your wishes.

    5. Re:I wonder.. by fatcatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I do not want people calling me trying to sell me stuff.. so DO NOT CALL me!

      Well, here's the thing, why do they even WANT to call you? If I were a telemarketer, I'd love do not call lists. Those lists would save me an awful lot of money calling people who are virtually guaranteed to not buy anything.

      It's like, "Here, these people don't want to be your customers. They won't buy anything from you. If you call them, you will be wasting time and money." And the idiots whine, "Noooo! But I WANT to call them!!! Surely my slick salesmen can talk them into SOMETHING!!"

      Man, I'd love a list like that. Talk about targeted marketing. These dorks don't seem to get it...

    6. Re:I wonder.. by phallstrom · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Quite simply, it'd almost undoubtably be a huge violation of the first amendment in the US to pass a law which says "you can't phone people and promote your political views","

      How so? While they certainly have every right to stand on a street corner and state their views (provided they don't violate any noise ordinances) they have *NO* right to interrupt me, use my phone's electricity, etc...

      Just because they have a right to talk, doesn't mean I *have* to listen. And by calling me, they are forcing me to do that. Even if it's just long enough for me to realize who they are and hang up on them.

    7. Re:I wonder.. by networkBoy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Dunno about phone service but I use them as subsedised entertainment:
      http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html
      I keep a copy at the phone. If I don't have time for it I just hang up on them instead.

      Really is fun. Two memorable calls:
      1) I got yelled at by a super about wasting their time.
      2) Some girl broke down at the "why are you doing it then" and started crying. I got uncomfortable and hung up on her :P
      -nB

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    8. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 4, Funny

      perhaps you should have a "if you are a telemarketer press 1" message (and all the other ones for various other call destinations). Then, when they press "1" you've got them!
      "Please hold while we transfer you to the call handling system"
      *cheesy music*
      "Please hold. You are in a queue. We value your call and it's potential to offer us a great deal.
      *cheesy music*
      "You are now connected to the incoming call system - please hold"
      *cheesy music*
      "If you would like to talk to a human being press 1"
      "Thankyou for you interest. Please hold while we transfer you to the call spooler"
      *cheesy music*
      "All call-lines are currently in use, please hold until one becomes open. We value your call"
      *cheesy music*
      "You have been transferred to the call spooling system. Please hold"
      *cheesy music*
      "You have been indentified as a telemarketer. Calls from telemarketers are prevented from direct contact to prevent abuse. Press 1 to leave a message"
      "Thankyou for opting to leave a message. We will now transfer you to the messaging system. Please hold."
      *cheesy music*
      "Welcome to the messaging system. To record your message press 1"
      "Please hold while we format the message-space"
      *cheesy music*
      "Please leave your message after the fifteenth beep"
      beep.beep.beep.beep.beep.beep.beep.beep.beep.bee p.beep.beep.beep.beep.beep
      (1 second pause)
      beep.
      "You didn't leave a a message. We are now transferring you to the call handling system"

      ad infinitum. If you can get a premium rate number, all the better.

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  2. Doesn't bother me anymore by Apreche · · Score: 5, Informative

    I used to care about this, but now not so much. I just got rid of the landline phone. Actually I moved and did not get a landline phone in my new abode. It's illegal for marketing types to call my cellular phone. I win. If you really don't want anyone calling you throw out your busted old landline.

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    1. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by eln · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If the only reason you have the landline is so you can get DSL, then just don't hook up a regular telephone to it. The phone can't ring if the phone doesn't exist.

  3. Re:This could be VERY bad by DietCoke · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I doubt it. This doesn't mean that DNC would be abolished, just that it would fall under the less-strict regulations of the federal government. Not that a change like that is a good thing, but it wouldn't put listees at risk in the manner you're suggesting.

  4. Re:This could be VERY bad by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny
    because now they have all of our numbers!

    Exactly. Which is why I think there could soon be a market for the Do-Not-Call-Air-Horn ! Get your now, before supplies run out!

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  5. He obviously was born before it took effect by Gamingboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "There is no evidence that (a favorable FCC ruling) will lead to large increases in telemarketing calls," he said. He, obviously, does not consider the fact that the large amount of telemarketing calls before the DNC list took effect is evidence that, without a list, that they would once again reach their old levels.

  6. More Feds by magarity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just what the USA needs. More Federal involvment instead of state by state.
    /sarcasm.

  7. 8:00am wakeup by Hachey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't CARE if they never call me again, regardless if I have dealt with them in the past. Thats what the DO NOT CALL list is for! I'm sick of getting up in the early early morning to hear a recording about home loans. My aunt and her kids are all in the hospital after getting hit by a drunk driver this week, and I can't just 'unplug the phone'. I bolt out of bed, thinking she's out of surgery or something and it's someone trying to sell me ticket's to the Policemen's Ball.


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  8. Good Afternoon, How Are You? by Duke+Machesne · · Score: 5, Funny

    My name is Duke, and I'm calling from the Great American Do-Not-Call-List Giveaway to let you know that you're a winner in our one million dollar sweepstakes entry sweepstakes, and are already automatically entered to win! Isn't that great?

    On top of that, as one of our lucky winners, you're eligible to recieve outrageous discounts on subscriptions to all your favorite magazines! Exciting, huh? Which magazines do you like to read? Entertainment Weekly? Sports Digest? TV Guide?

  9. Clearly for Federal Regulation by sterno · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This law makes perfect sense being a federal law. Why? Because almost all telemarketing calls are crossing state or possibly national borders. Thus there's a natural complication when you have different laws in different states with different abilities to enforce those laws on others.

    Better to have one federal law to simplify things.

    And I still wonder, why do those telemarketers want to call me if I'm on this list. Seems like they are being done a service here. I'm not going to buy their crap so no sense wasting time on a call.

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  10. Incredible by Rew190 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The worst thing about an action like this it is CLEARLY against the will of the people. The Do Not Call list is opt-in, it only applies to those who go out of their way to sign up. The only "victims" of something like this are the CORPORATIONS who are being denied the right to directly attack those who don't want to have their houses invaded by direct advertising. The people gain nothing from this sort of action, they only lose out.

    How is it possible that a democratic governing body, which is supposed to be looking out for the people, is taking a direct stance against them? Which American citizens are rallying against the DNC list?

    Yet more sad evidence that the government is more concerned with corporate interests than those of the people.

  11. It is called harrasment by John+Seminal · · Score: 5, Interesting
    These marketing companies are run by evil dirty bastards who will do anything to make a penny.

    The law we need even more than "DO Not Call" is a law which says "You can not sell data about people unless that person gives you consent". There must be a way to opt out of having your information added to a sales list. For example, how can anyone opt out of the bank sales lists? Banks are well known for taking their clients data, and selling that information to credit card companies. Credit card companies use this information to mail solicitations for their services.

    Likewise, when I go buy a DVD from a store, why do they need my phone number? They want to sell that information to someone, here is a good lead for a guy who buys DVD's?

    The Do Not Call list is a great start, but consumers need more protection from harrasment. We need our information kept confidential. When we do buisness with a company, the company should not be allowed to sneak some fine print in the contract which allows data to be sold. God knows what rights I signed away when I applied for my grocery store shoppers card.

    And did anyone here about the lawsuit against the company that made the small gadget you connect to your phone line. When you get a call, the device lets out some small noises. These are noises the phone companies use to signify a line is disconnected. Marketing companies that use computerized auto-dialers recognize these noises and immediatly hang up. The marketing associations sued the company of this product saying it violated the marketing companies first amendment rights.

    And while we are making laws protecting consumers, lets do away with the mail in rebate.

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  12. Attention DMA.... by Khyber · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The FCC is NOT a law-making entity.

    The FCC has no power to overturn state laws or find them unconstitutional, this is the Supreme Court's job.

    The FCC is not the way to go. Lobby Congress.

    And watch how they laugh in your face as they think "I don't want these whiny bastards calling me everyday trying to get my money that I just weaseled from the taxpayers."

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  13. Calls aren't like emails at least by Hachey · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least my telemarker calls don't read like my inbox. I'd blush every time I picked up the phone if the person on the other end was trying to sell me dick pills.


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  14. Lobbying by loconet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can someone start lobbying to make lobbying illegal?

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  15. Charities by Karma_fucker_sucker · · Score: 5, Informative
    If you're going to give to a charity, do it anonymously. Otherwise, you'll be put on a "sucker" list and you'll not only be continuously called by the original charity that you gave to, but also charities that they sold your name and number to.

    I have blown off PBS because of this!

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    1. Re:Charities by fatcatman · · Score: 5, Informative

      We donated to Samaritan's Purse one year. Our church was doing a "fill a shoebox with things for african children" deal, and we thought it would be nice. So we put some useful items and a couple of toys in a shoebox for the poor little 3rd world children, and included the required $5 to "help cover postage."

      Since then, Samaritan's Purse has spent a hell of a lot more than $5 sending me full color documents printed on nice glossy cardstock, begging for more money. Every couple of weeks I get another one of these in the mail. Now tell me why I'd donate anything more to them when they completely wasted the $5 I gave them? That was supposed to help get my package to the poor little african kid, not be spent begging me for more money.

      (yes, I know *my* $5 wasn't used to mail me, but the point is they're massively wasting money, and I'm not going to contribute to that. If I were out begging for money I'd be mailing cheap newsprint once or twice a year, so as to use the money given to me appropriately)

  16. State DNC lists are redundant by p_conrad · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have to work with these lists, because part of my job is to support a telemarketing system. Nobody told me squat about that on the interview, nevertheless here I am. I've been here long enough to see the lists come into being. It's making telemarketing harder, and all that good stuff.

    I also have the misfortune to need to telemarket in two states, one of which has it's own state list. As it happens, we only call five small towns in this state. In order to get access to the State's DNC list we have to purchase it for the entire state. To make matters worse, this state has a very different set of rules.

    On a federal level, you are allowed to call customers you formerly did business with for 18 months after the termination of the business relationship. Not so in this other state. Apparently you aren't allowed to call even the day after the relationship ends. The federal system actually allows the people who get called some recourse. The state system I have to deal with makes it very clear in their fine print that you are allowed a certain amount of accidental calls. Because you are a paying list subscriber, they actually have a department to handle these situations. If you get caught calling people on the state DNC list, you had better have paid the man or else it's game on for lawsuits. What it ends up being is simply extortion. You want to call people of that state, you buy the list, which costs more annually than the entire federal list, for what that's worth.

    I really feel sorry for the people who live in that nameless state, because they are payin a ton of taxes to manage a list system that offers them no protection whatsoever. The federal list is a big pain for telemarketers, but at least it has and element of fairness, and really attempts to protect the people who want not to be called.

    I'm not interested in arguing the notion of whether the freedom not to be bothered should trump the freedom to call any phone number you want without fear of prosecution, but for the nerds out there, here's some technical details:

    The federal list can be downloaded in it's entirety or in updates by date selected once a day by any business who pays the fee. The list is numbers only, no names at all. The state list I have to work with is available by e-mail or on CD-ROM. I picked e-mail, and the updates are entirely at the discretion of the state. So every month or so, my office e-mail gets choked with the list in several parts, so I had to work a special deal with the MIS guys to get extra space on the server. When I first signed up for it, the state didn't send a file until the next scheduled update, but made it clear that we'd be covered in the event of accidentally calling somebody on the list we didn't have access to! Of course almost everybody in the state list is also on the federal list, so we never got a complaint.

    I imagine the only people on that state list that are not on the federal list are people looking to sue somebody. They are out there; we've encountered them before. I'm not a fan of telemarketing and would support it if I didn't have to. The federal list makes sense, and really does eliminate any reason for states to keep their own lists, except that grand-daddy of all reasons for government programs - the pork. It's all about the pork, folks. Always has been; always will be.

  17. Re:Simple Solution by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

    I used to like the female callers. I'd immediately say they sound really cute, and ask them what they are wearing. Before joining the DNC list, I almost coaxed one into phone sex as she was incredibly bored and the last one in her office for the day. She bailed, though. :-\ Chicken.

  18. Personal experience by M+trotsky · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Back in high school, I used to work as a telemarketer part-time. This was for a pretty big and well known regional company, that had a good reputation and was on the BBB http://www.bbb.org/ list.
    We were told to keep the customer on the line, interacting for as long as possible. If they were not interested, we were supposed to weasel more 'leads' out of them; meaning we asked them for the names/phone numbers of their friends that might be interested. This constitutes a business-relationship which we could exploit.

    Another business-relationship was when we'd call everyone within 20-25 miles of our recent customer. The sales pitch went like:
    Hello, this is X calling from Y. Your neighbor, Z, living at Z has recently purchased our product and since we're in the area, we're offering special discounts....
    We'd use their address and names to get their neighbors to start listening to us.

    When we got somebody that was obnoxious, or just didnt like that we disturbed them, we'd often set them up to be called back in the next few hours. Asking for a supervisor most often yields a hang-up as well. What we were supposed to do is fill out a form stating that the customer didnt want to be called back but since it takes a second to press the 'next' button and a lot longer to fill out a form, virtually nobody was taken off.

    Actually, even then I dont think it was possible to permanently remove yourself from our list - even with the form you'd get maybe a few months of respite but after a while, all these forms were just added back to our database. Although this was before the DNR, I cant imagine anything's changed.

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