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U.S. High Level Anti-Piracy Post Created

Vicissidude wrote to mention a CNN/Money article, announcing that President Bush has created a new senior-level position to fight global intellectual-property piracy From the article: "Bush has tapped Chris Israel, currently deputy chief of staff for Gutierrez, to head up the administration's anti-piracy efforts. China -- where 90 percent of music and movies are pirate copies -- will be a chief priority, Gutierrez said."

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  1. War of Foo! by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Drug trafficking is a major problem around the world. We believe that it is costing U.S. businesses and citizens about $250 billion in tax dollars and wages," some random talking head told Reuters in an interview with reporters and editors.

    The party currently running the country, tapped the resources of a random individual that is currently an up-in-coming member of the political party, to head up the administration's anti-drug efforts. A random South American Country, along with Afghanistan -- where 90 percent of cocaine and heroine originate-- will be a chief priority, this random government official said.

    "Frankly, our goal is to reduce (South America and Afghanistan's drug trade) to zero," he said. This government official declined to specify a timetable, but acknowledged it could be a lengthy effort which will waste just as much tax money and resources as the users did before it while actually not eliminating anything.

    He got a personal glimpse of rampant drug harvesting during visits earlier this month, when he was offered the chance to buy drugs and sell them to his own citizens, an aide said.

    The United States will closely monitor a long list of anti-drug pledges these two countries made after the US government offered them huge aid packages at this month's high-level Joint Commission on Drug Trade meeting, including a promise to increase criminal prosecutions, he said.


    Sounds awfully familiar doesn't it? Why do the rest of the American public sit there and refuse to acknowledge that this Anti-Piracy bullshit is nothing but a rehashed attempt to increase protections for Big Business under the guise of protecting *our* interests?

    BTW - When are we going to start standing up against "lengthy wars" that have no real returns? Does no one remember that hundreds of billions of dollars have been wasted on this unending war?

    Sad.

    1. Re:War of Foo! by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why do the rest of the American public sit there

      You haven't seen much of the American public, have you?

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    2. Re:War of Foo! by shark72 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Why do the rest of the American public sit there and refuse to acknowledge that this Anti-Piracy bullshit is nothing but a rehashed attempt to increase protections for Big Business under the guise of protecting *our* interests?"

      You are not necessarily speaking for all Slashdotters when you use "our".

      I have very little interest in buying a pirated DVD for China, or utilizing a P2P service to download music without permission of the copyright holder. However, I am interested in adequate healthcare, roads kept in good condition, and other quality of life issues for which our state and federal governments are primarily responsible. The government wants those additional tax dollars from the Microsofts and EAs and 20th Century Foxes and Capitol records of the world.

      Whether you and I like it or not, the fact is that intellectual property is one of the US's largest exports and the income that it brings into this this country plays a major role in the quality of life we enjoy. Our government taking this steps might ultimately hinder my ability to get a copy of the latest DVD for free rather than paying the $5 rental fee or the $20 Netflix subscription or just buying the damn DVD for $20, but I don't lose any sleep over this.

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    3. Re:War of Foo! by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Insightful
      China is not Colombia

      correct. and software piracy isn't the drug trade either. witness:

      • columbian coca is grown in large fields visible from airplanes. dvds are pirated indoors away from prying eyes.
      • coca is grown in columbia and then must imported to the purchasing country (ie, the states). dvds can be copied at or near the point of consumption.
      • it's easy to detect and difficult to disguise coca and cocaine. aerial foliage colour analysis, drug sniffing dogs &c. make concealing drugs difficult. a pirated dvd can be packaged to be indistinguishable form a legit one to an untrained observer.
      • drugs ruin lives. pirated dvd's waste afternoons.

      if anything, the war on piracy will be more difficult and reap less benefit than the war on drugs.

  2. Plans for China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They will send China this email:

    Dear China,

    Please stop your copyright infringement, or we'll send another email. It's just not nice.

    Thanks,
    United States

    1. Re:Plans for China by Rei · · Score: 5, Funny

      Episode I: The Phantom Menace

      Turmoil has engulfed the world. The regulation of IP trade with outlying countries is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly lawyers, the greedy Corporate Interests has stopped all shipping to the nation of China. While the WTO endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the President has secretly dispatched two Elite Programmers, the guardians of peace and justice in the world, to settle the conflict....

      Episode II: Attack of the Regulations

      There is unrest in the WTO. Several dozen nations have declared their intentions to defeat planned regulations. This separatist movement,
      under the leadership of the mysterious Count Johansen, has made it difficult for the limited
      number of Elite Programmers to maintain IP control in the world. Representative Wen Jiabao, the former primier of China, is returning to the WTO to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF LAWYERS to assist the overwhelmed Programmers...

      Episode III: Revenge of the Corporations

      Trade War! The WTO is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Pirate, Count Johansen. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere. In a stunning move, the fiendish pirate leader, General Brocious, has swept into the American capital and copied the entire MPAA archives. As the Pirate Army attempts to flee the country with their valuable contents, two Elite Programmers lead a desperate mission to protect the intellectual property....

      Episode IV: A New Hope

      It is a period of trade war. Chinese pirates, striking from a hidden internet connection, have won their first victory against the evil American Empire. During the battle, Chinese spies managed to steal secret plans to America's ultimate weapon, DRM, an encrypted media link with enough legislative power behind it to destroy an entire fair use system. Pursued by America's sinister agents, Princess Hua Ching races to /home on her computer, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her data and restore fair use to the world.

      Episode V: America Strikes Back

      It is a dark time for the Pirates. Although the DRM has been cracked, American troops have driven the Pirate forces from their hidden
      internet cafes and pursued them across the world. Evading the dreaded American Lawsuits, a group of freedom fighters led by Crazney
      has established a new secret base on the remote ice country of Norway. The evil lord George Bush, obsessed with finding young Crazney, has dispatched thousands of remote packet sniffers into the far reaches of IPV4 space...

      Episode VI: Return of Fair Use

      Crazney has returned to his home country of Australia in an attempt to rescue his friend Professor Felten from the clutches of the vile gangster Mitch Bainwol. Little does Crazney know that the AMERICAN EMPIRE has secretly begun development on a DRM method even more powerful than the first dreaded DRM. When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of pirates struggling to restore fair use to the world....

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  3. War on piracy? by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't we just declare a war on piracy and get it over with?

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    1. Re:War on piracy? by superpulpsicle · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not until Weapons of Mass Piracy is found first. Which should be on CSPAN any minute now...

    2. Re:War on piracy? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not until Weapons of Mass Piracy is found first. Which should be on CSPAN any minute now...

      I don't get CSPAN, got a torrent?

  4. Uh, sovereignty? by Andrew+Tanenbaum · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The only thing the US should be doing to reduce piracy abroad is -possibly- sanctioning them - but since the US would be dead in the water in several ways (DEBT!) without China, they can't even do that.

  5. Let me guess... by chriswaclawik · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... they staffed the post with a pirate's mortal enemy: a ninja.

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    A guy walks into a bar... well, I forgot the joke, but the punchline is that he's an alcoholic.
  6. Hans Bwix?! by Kurt+Gray · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hans Bwix you're busting my baws here! I told you we don't have any piwated pwogwams!

    1. Re:Hans Bwix?! by op12 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wrong country, but he's still ronery :)

  7. Civil Liberties Czar? by spookymonster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So corporations get a 'czar' to protect their civil interests. Great! When do we get a Civil Liberties/Privacy czar to protect ours?

    Bueller?.....Bueller?....Bueller?....

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    1. Re:Civil Liberties Czar? by twifosp · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Well, call me crazy, but I was under the impression that office belonged to the President of the United States. After all, each one cites and swears to the following:

      "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

      Now I could be wrong, but I think the constitution is that document that has all those liberties and privacy garuntees defined and outlined in it. Go figure!

  8. Re:Another Czar? by Nigel_Powers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I never get it....the past two presidents have both tried Marijuana and/or cocaine -- you'd think they'd both know that neither is worth the billions of dollars spent annually to stop the inflow. Actually, like the PATRIOT act, US drug law is aimed at getting around personal property and privacy rights of US citizens. Think I'm kidding? Take a drive through south Georgia with $20,000 cash in your car -- and get pulled over for somthing innocuous like speeding. Chances are if you are some fat, white bumpkin, the deputy will ask to search your car. If you say no, they will become suspicious and get a warrant. If you agree, they will find the money and automatically assume it is profits from illegal drug activity, unless you can prove otherwise. Once confiscated, you have to prove the source of the money before what's left (yes, what's left) will be returned. Also, these laws are passed at a time when we have more folks incarcerated for consensual crimes than in any other point in the history of the republic. Let freedom ring. Yeah, whatever.

  9. Excellent. Just what is needed. by mrRay720 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Terrorism still on the rise, poverty, famine and disease running rampant through large parts of the world, growing unrest in an ever increasingly militant Middle East.... what does the US govt. come up with in these troubled times?

    That's right, they bend over and take large cash injections up the rear from the corrupt media industry and spend YOUR OWN money launching lawsuits against you. Ho ho ho ho ho.

    And I just adore the extreme arrogance of a US political post being created to fight *global* IP infringement. So will they be enforcing other countries laws in other countries, or will it be US law? Either way is just.... wow... too arrogant for words.

    Seriously you guys, get off your damn asses and find a government that will work for the voters instead of working for the people who bribe them the most.

  10. Insanity by djpenguin808 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    There's one thing that really bugs me about all the China-bashing that seems to be so popular in the capital these days...


    China holds close to $700 billion of US govt. debt in T-bills


    Originally, the purpose of this buying behaviour was to manipulate the fluctuation of the yuan, which until yesterday was pegged to the dollar. The unintended effect was that the US government started to spend like drunken sailors, financing all sorts of things with deficit spending. With the yuan now floating in relation to a basket of currencies instead of pegged to the dollar, the impetus to continue buying dollars to manipulate the yuan is greatly weakened.


    Generally, when you owe a bank a lot of money, you don't run into the bank screaming about how evil they are, piss on the rug, and then set some trash cans on fire. It tends to make the bankers rather unwilling to keep underwriting your debt.

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    "Why don't you interface with my ass...by biting it!" -Bender B. Rodriguez
  11. Good news for pirates! by crism · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The War on Piracy will be as successful as the War on Terrorism and the War on Drugs (not to mention the War on Poverty and previously, the War on Rum). This means that we can start to see big money for the pirates, as well as turf wars and violence. Yay! Thanks, Mr. Bush!

  12. First order of business... by FellowConspirator · · Score: 5, Funny

    The initial stage of the anti-piracy campaign will be broken down into several simple goals:

    1. Ban all imports of Jolly Roger flags
    2. Prohibit over-the-counter sales of eye-patches; they will now be prescription-only
    3. Shore up the Endangered Species act to stem the parrot trade
    4. Increase the cannon and powder tax three-fold
    5. Remove the letter 'R' from the alphabet

    If that doesn't stop piracy, nothing will. Er, I guess nothing will... nevermind.

  13. Welcome to China and India... by bayankaran · · Score: 4, Informative

    China -- where 90 percent of music and movies are pirate copies....

    I was in China last month attending one of the biggest audio-visual trade shows.

    90 percent of music and movies sold in China and India are way overpriced for the public. For example a DVD costs between $9-$11.

    As long as the price remains high piracy will happen...doesnt matter if it is Guiterez or his mother-in-law is the US Anti-Piracy Police Chief.

    A few weeks back I was dealing with a top Indian VCD/DVD distributor in Bombay. Later I saw films from his label at the nearest roadside shack selling for Rs.50-100 ($1-$2) with the same label/cover/inlay card/logo/details as the ones available in regular stores. Later I realised it is the same guy who distributes to both the regular stores and the 'pirate'.

    This business practice makes sense for the distributor...he makes a profit whether he is selling to a regular store or 'pirate' (a slimmer margin when he sells to the 'pirate'). And we all know the material cost for producing a DVD.

    I also heard both original DVDs and duplicates are made in the same factory...which is real socialism.

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  14. Re:Wow! by Progman3K · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You couldn't be more wrong!
    In fact, I've been developing software since 1982.
    Most of the projects were proprietary, yes, but the one I've been working on for the past 4 years IS commercial.

    And with all this time, I've learned one thing; people who won't pay for software simply can't be made to pay.

    The other bunch (those that do pay for it) pay without a fuss.

    This new government office is only another attempt to strip away more of your rights by piling more and more restrictions on you, watching you.

    It's VERY handy when everyone is a criminal. It makes ruling with an iron fist much easier.

    So every way they can find to fault you makes it easier and easier to lead you to slaughter.

    Protect IP this, take away freedom of the press that, and soon you've made EVERYONE a criminal.

    Dark, dark thoughts on such a nice day. Sorry.

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    I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J