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Why I Hate the Apache Web Server

Posted by Zonk on from the feel-the-hate-flow-through-you dept.

schon writes "Today's the last day of ApacheCon Europe; There was a hilarious presentation entitled 'Why I Hate the Apache Web Server' for anyone who has expressed frustration with the various inconsistencies and nuances of the Internet's favourite config file. And yes, it includes a comparison to Sendmail."

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  1. LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'm a clueless newbie that's just learning Apache and I hate it sooooooooooo much that I think I'll write a stupid PowerPoint presentation about it and how much I want a pony, fill it with pointless drivel and random images that will make it look like a 7 year old did it, then turn it into a PDF and submit it to /.!

    I AM T3H R00L3R 0F T3H W0RLD!!!!!!11

    Please, /., no more stupid ranting bullshit links. They make Darth Vader cry.

  2. Why I hate Comic Sans ... by Durandal64 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I know this guy is probably a teacher at a college, and he's made a PowerPoint presentation, and therefore, that presentation must use Comic Sans for everything, but Jesus Christ, when are college professors going to get over this insane obsession with Comic Sans? Some of my CS teachers actually used it for code in their presentations! CODE! You can't code in Comic Sans! IDEs should prevent you from even viewing code in Comic Sans just out of general principle! KILL THIS FONT NOW.

  3. Mod up! by EvanED · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'd mod you up but I've already posted.

    That extension rules! Thanks!

  4. Sigh. Just a half-witted rant, as I expected... by toby · · Score: -1, Troll
    The Indexes claim is wrong. +Indexes enables DirectoryIndexes just as you'd expect.

    I'm not sure if I can be bothered to comb through the bile for his other mistakes. I've never found Apache very difficult to use, and somehow I get the feeling the sites I've used it on are much more complex than this guy's.

    I mean case-sensitivity is a problem?? Don't ever write a C or Java program or use a UNIX shell, buddy, you won't be able to cope. You should keep those training wheels on your bike.

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    you had me at #!