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Sixth DebConf Ends in Success
fabbe writes "The 6th annual Debian Developers Conference (DebConf) was held in Helsinki, Finland from July 10th to July 17th 2005. With over 300 registered participants from around 40 countries, this was the largest DebConf to date. More than 20 sponsors provided DebConf with a total budget of around 125,000 euros. The conference featured talks, workshops, demonstrations, coding marathons and round table discussions on various aspects of the Debian Project. The presentations were captured by the DebConf5 Video Team and are available online at at Debian's site. "
A musty atmosphere of neglect pervaded the subbasement of University Library. The books on the shelves were covered in a fine layering of dust. There were dim lights over the small study cubicles at the end of each aisle between the towering shelves. The lights produced only enough illumination for the top of the desks, leaving the surrounding stacks and central walkway shrouded in a perpetual twilight.
I had finally found the copy of the heavy API guide I needed for my work connecting my SQL database to the graphical front end I had been slaving over all weekend. However, the intricacy of the cover of the neighboring book drew my attention and I brought it along to the desk for better inspection under the light. The cover looked a lot newer than the heavily thumbed volumes beside it. Emblazened
across the front was the title "Linux - Unleash the Power of your PC" together with a picture of a fat cartoonish looking penguin. As I opened the book I felt a strange buzzing in my head that quickly passed. I shrugged it off as my attention was drawn to a CD which dropped out and landed on the desk in front of me. It bore the same title as the book, together with something about 'Knoppix' which was a word I did not recognise.
I had heard of Linux though. The University ran Unix on some of their servers, although I rarely chose to interact with those systems. Perhaps I should broaden my horizons though. I liked to think I knew just about everything there was to know about using Windows, but you could never have too many strings to your bow. Almost without thinking I slipped the CD into my pocket and returned my attention to my work.
A date with my girlfriend Paige followed the work in the library. I was one of the few students on my CS course to actually have a partner since, although computers interested me and would one day be my means of making a living, I was careful not to get drawn into the geek subculture that seemed to pervade the department. Some of the guys with their nerdish glasses and unwashed t-shirts grunted at me strangely when I declined to join in their games of Counterstrike, but I reminded myself that while they were shut up in a grimy computer lab scoffing Cheetos I was getting laid on a regular basis.
That night in my dorm room while I was getting ready for bed, I remembered the CD in my pocket and fired up my laptop to take a look. I still couldn't make out what the strange messages flowing across the screen meant. Perhaps if I sounded them out their meaning would become clear. I tried to phonetically pronounce the words but they disappeared too quickly to be replaced with a blank screen. I gave up, turned off the light and climbed into bed.
The erotic dream started with Paige slowly caressing my back and buttocks. The caressing transitioned into an incredibly gentle massage starting at my neck and shoulders and running down my back. My butt cheeks were being massaged apart and I spread my legs and raised my rear as her hand reached underneath me from behind to stroke my erection. Her hand was very warm and felt wonderful as I started to slowly thrust into her hand as she started jerking me off. A huge long warm and moist tongue started playing over my testicles and anus. It felt fantastic. No one had ever licked me there before. I never knew how sensual it felt.
As her hot hand was expertly running up and down my rigid penis something started probing my anus. It snaked its way into my anal opening and it started slowly expanding. Suddenly I had the urge to move my bowels, but I didn't care, as my attention was totally focused on my imminent orgasm. My penis was released as Paige suddenly grabbed my sides and jammed her hips against my butt.
I woke up to find myself with my rear in the air. Someone was grabbing my sides and hitting my butt. I jolted fully awake as I felt something expanding in my rectum and realized I was being fucked. The cock in my butt was still expanding and was becoming painfully large. I thought I could actually feel it movin
After months of effort, young Wesley Crusher was ready to test his secret hologram portal program. The program made a small gap between the holodeck doors and the "environment" that was currently running, allowing Wesley and one other guest to open the door and observe the program without being seen by anyone inside. Ever since Wesley first saw Lt. Worf, his curiosity about Klingon mating habits was sparked. And every time he saw the tall, dark warrior, or even smelled that distinctly Klingon scent, Wesley could think of nothing else but the mysterious Klingon penis.
How big was it? Did it grow and throb like Wesley's? Was it surrounded with dark, kinky hair like Cmdr. Riker's? Would Worf let him touch it like Cmdr. Riker did? What did it taste like? Could it be even larger Cmdr. Riker's hot throbbing eight centimeters? Wesley had to know! His hand reached under the computer counsel and began stroking around his circumcision scars. How stupid he was for showing his mother that ancient Kellogg file he found while poking around in the sexual mutilation medical archives. He should have never accepted the passwords from Cmdr. Riker.
Anyway, it was time for the final test. Lt. Worf had entered the holodeck, and Wesley had primed him by discretely leaving erotica on Worf's counsel when he was out. He made his way down the hall until he came to the holodeck doors. Pretending to examine the reservation schedules, Wesley looked both ways before quickly typing in his password for the portal program. The door slid open, Wesley jumped in and the door closed behind him. It was just what he had wished for! There was Lt. Worf, naked, and a holographic Klingon female clinging to the upper branches of a holographic tree spitting down at him. "Oh, Fuck!" Wesley whispered in amazement at the pendulant, 40cm tool between Worf's legs, and seven hot, throbbing centimeters of pubescent flesh unsuccessfully attempted to rip through Star Fleet's latest, high tensile strength trouser fabric. Wesley had no choice but to soothe it. The going was awkward through the high-tech cloth. Its elasticity made inserting a hand difficult, so Wesley slipped them down to his ankles and went work. The spitting and threats continued until Worf's huge organ was fully erect. Worf was becoming an animal. A lusty husky musky animal!
Suddenly Worf collapsed. He lied on his back with his erection throbbing up vertically, tempting Wesley. Minutes slipped by as Wesley and the holographic Klingon female watched and waited. Wesley wanted to touch the huge organ, to taste it. He typed in his password again, and shut down the programs. An unconscious Lt. Worf lay waiting. Wesley kicked his shoes and trousers off his feet and went forward. He stood above Worf, hesitating. Was he dying? Could he still touch the great penis and then arrange for an emergency transport to sickbay before it was too late? Worf's smell was overwhelming. One hand vigorously manipulated the 14-year-old, seven centimeter, pink-white human penis, while the other slowly reached out to unsheathe the tribble-sized head on the flag pole in front of him. At the moment when pale thumb and index finger closed onto the ebony, horned foreskin...
"Wesley! Ensign Crusher! What were you doing here?"
It was Lt. Worf.
"Sir, I was walking by the holodeck doors and I saw a warning light flashing, and... oh, I hurt down there!"
"Quiet! You should never interfere with rituals you do NOT understand."
"What happened, Sir? I swear! I saw the warning light, and there you were..."
"A likely story."
"What are you hiding, sir? What is that dermal regenerator for?"
"See for yourself." Warf allowed the boy to sit up.
"My penis!" Where is it? This isn't fair!"
"I ate it." When Wesley awoke from the subsequent faint, Worf was dressed. "Ensign Crusher, I found your portal program. I am sure this will be the end of ALL your computer privileges."
"No, Lieutenant! Please!"
"You fou
Last night was halloween, as I'm sure you celebrated -- I went as a french maid. 4.5" platform stilletto heels, red fishnets, the werks. I scared alot of people. especially with the fake bolld capsules. Anyway -- as for last nights dancing (& trying not to break my ankles in the process) the fresh anus piercing held up unusually well. If you have ever examined that area of your body, youve noticed the "fleshyness" of the skin about the 'pucker'. It was extremely easy & painless to pierce. No blood- or very little at that. And honestly no real discomfort. The absolute most difficult stage in the process is placing the jewelry (ESPECIALLY IF YOURE DOING IT YOURSELF.!!!) I have actually tried this particular area of the body for piercing before, about 3 years ago. It worked, but eventually wanted to grow out. This time, its got a good 3/4" asshole-skin to get through. I apologize for the graphic nature of my diction. Today, prior to its morning cleaning- consisting of Dial anti-bacterial liquid soap, a shower, etc- i noticed I wasnt able to see [and/or find]the top of the barbell ball. Aye de Mi! The holes were both still there, fresh and stretched to about a 14ga, just enough 'inhale' the barbell ends. I decided the barbell was a wee bit too short in length, and replaced it with a 5/8 14ga SScurved barbell. Sitting is even more pleasurable than before. It is a surprisingly protected area of the body. Not much gets to it. So you get the picture. Lets say youre on your knees, ass in the air. the top of the anal opening is where I placed my jewelry: //{(*)}\\
Initially, it was easyenough to use a 14ga needle with a 16ga 1/2" BB in the back of the needle, as trying to insert jewelry in that type of extreemly fleshy skin is & can be, literally, a pain in the ass. So i used the needle for both the piercing & an insertion tube. Mushy butt-flesh IS hard to manage. The Vertical nature of the piercing is just fine. I was concerned that bathroom issure might present a problem. But excrement from your own body is initially sterile, however funky. Pooing has not presented a problem. Wiping has become the tricky part. Some advice- wipe gently, almost dabbing where possible. Im not into scat, and think crap is rather nasty. Im also not one to judge, so I keep my ass as clean as possible. Especially in recent times. So far, the only noticible aftereffect, is that the skin between eentry & exit points has had some swelling, nothing like inflation, but definately noticible. It has become an eye-catching, interestingly pierced "butt-nub". And I adore it. I am planning to get a disposible camera or something in the very near future so I can send up some pictures, in about 2-3 weeks. They will be sent though. I have decided that the final jewelry for this piercing will be an L-bar of 14-12 ga.
One last thing: I did not pierce through the sphincter muscle itself- only the skins which cover & protect it- the butt-nub area. To find out exactly what a butt-nub is, get a porno with chicks who have had ALOT of anal experience. They say a butt-nub is the first step to "trunk-butt". We will see. In anycase, mine's pierced. Of all the piercings Ive had & have, the anus piercing oozes a bit differently that the rest. Above all, keep keep the jewelrey clean. If it gets krusty, it will most likely lead to an infection. Anus piercing infections smell noticibly worse than others. for the obvious reasons.
Other than that, I cant say much more. Coughing & Sneezing, though, have taken on a whole new perspective...:)
I will be sure to let you know how all goes. And dont forget the picures! they're comming.
i just feel, ... like giving up. no one cares about torrents, no hosting server wants to set them up. bandwidth shamwidth, who cares?
even though debian may not be the latest & greatest, that does not mean that they have to be as traditional on their website as well..
"Persistence is annoying success." - ghee22 11:28:1999 - 10:53:PM
The editors are just setting themselves up for cries of "dupe!" next year...
First file excange, now some guy/gal made a "music-on-call" bot... What's wrong with this world? Do you want it on to be legeal too?
To be fair to the OP, later on a girl with really big boobs can be seen *ducks*
"When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns