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Shuttles Grounded Once Again

PipianJ writes "After discovering that the piece of the shuttle that fell off mysteriously, not actually striking it, (as reported earlier) was a piece of foam insulation not unlike the piece that ended up in the destruction of Columbia, Yahoo News reports that NASA has once again grounded the shuttle fleet."

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  1. FP? by lukew · · Score: 5, Funny

    So how are they going to ground the one in orbit?

    1. Re:FP? by dancpsu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Looks like NASA will have to send ground up to Discovery...

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      "Scientists don't change their minds, they just die." -- Max Planck
    2. Re:FP? by macdaddy357 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The new slogan:
      NASA. It's not rocket science!

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      How ya like dat?
    3. Re:FP? by Various+Assortments · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or perhaps a tea cozy.

    4. Re:FP? by kurt555gs · · Score: 4, Funny

      I believe that it was Alan Shepard that said "10,000,000 parts in this thing, and every single one of them built by the low bidder"

      Cheers

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      * Carthago Delenda Est *
    5. Re:FP? by 10e6Steve · · Score: 5, Funny

      WHY IS IT MADE OF FOAM?

      The shuttle and boosters are packaged using foam peanuts so that while during shipping it cushions the fragile spacecraft. My recommendation is to use bubble wrap which doesn't fall out of the box as easily when opened and not as bad to the environment.

  2. Atlantis in no condition for rescues by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think that Atlantis is in need of a new Zero Point Module before it can be used for any rescue missions.

    (*Damn* I hate that show.)

  3. I see the problem! by someonewhois · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see it! I see it! http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/TECH/space/07/27/space .shuttle/top.shuttle.debris.jpg See that red arrow? THAT'S what hit the shuttle!

  4. Re:Remember... by DaveCar · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're looking with eyes, cameras, satellites, lasers, sensors, robotic arms

    <slap> You look with your eyes, cameras, satellites and lasers, not your robotic hands! And you can put your sensor away too!

  5. Re:Go back to painted external tanks by brer_rabbit · · Score: 4, Funny
    The paint probably ought to be non-stick coated to inhibit excess ice formation too.

    Ok Einstein, exactly how do you intend to get this non-stick coated paint to stick to the external tank? ;)

  6. Bu but ... by DysenteryInTheRanks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jokes about the shuttle fleet being grounded while one is on orbit aside But I ... was just about to .. then you ... and I ... You preempted my clever +5 Funny -- which I was all about to post with a high degree of self satisfaction -- in the first CLAUSE of your comment, DAMN YOU DAVE SCHROEDER, DAMN YOUUU! Give the rest of us a chance at some karma, wouldja? ... I told them not to touch the red stapler ... then on Slashdot ... said to put the joke aside ... aside, I tell you ... going to burn down the server ...

  7. New NASA acronym by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 5, Funny

    Need A Shuttle Alternative

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    You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
  8. Gilligans Space Station? by panza · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they cannot land the shuttle there's always the Space Station. This would mean up to seven new astronauts/cosmonauts in addition to the two already stationed there. In which case they'd run out of food and other resources pretty quick. The Russians would have to launch a Soyez to send provisions until they figure out how to get off that island.

    "Now sit right back
    and you'll hear a tale,
    the tale of a fateful trip
    That started from Cape Canaveral
    abord this tiny ship.
    The mate was a mighty sailerman
    the skipper brave and sure
    five passengers set sail that day
    on a nine day tour
    ***
    The weather was impeccable
    but the insulation foam was lost
    if not for the courage of slash dot chat
    the Discovery would be lost..."
    ***
    The crew set foot on the ISS
    a small galactic isle....

    [...what comes next?!]