Grandma Sues Over Hot Coffee Mod
Bond_James writes "Ars Technica is reporting that an 85-year old New York woman has filed a civil suit against Rockstar Games and Take-Two Interactive. She alleges that the defendants 'engaged in misleading and deceptive practices in packaging and selling' the game, which she purchased for her 14-year old grandson. This will be interesting, and scary, to watch unfold in the courtrooms. Will the M (17+) rating of the game save Rockstar?"
The story says she bought the game in 2004, that means it was the ps2 version. The only way to accees the mod for that version is if you have a modchip and manualy modify the files (or so every other story says). Anyway is it not her fault for buying a 14 year old a game desgined for 17+.
From TFASorry, Grandma, but you don't have a case, although the state may have a case against you for Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor...
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Let this be the first of many comments to say that this is officially retarded. To buy a game that is rated for someone older than your child and then sue because content that is not accessible without serious binary editing is found is ridiculous. If your 14 year old wants cartoon sex, grandma, he can search for Hentai on google and find images far more erotic than in GTA.
So, Granny fails to notice the M(17+) rating. Ok, it's not very prominent or well know. Then she completly ignores the box art, which I guess she could have overlooked on account of the way a lot of art is done these days. Finally, she didn't pick up on the fact that the game is named after a rather major felony. How oblivious do you have to be to buy this game for a 14 year old kid? Not to mention that she has managed to completly miss all of the noise made about the last installment. I'm sorry but she, and all of her offspring need to be scraped out of the gene pool as too stupid to breed.
Yes, she's an old granny, and may not get out much, but she has the ability to get a lawyer and sue, so please don't give me the "she's an old confused lady" bit. If she is able to track down a lawyer and start a lawsuit over this, she should have been capable of figuring out that this game may not have been appropriate for her grandson.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Laziness is the father.
Fuck you, grandma. You are, plain and simply, an idiot.
I'm hoping she dies before anything comes of this.
I certainly don't. I'm hoping that she gets convicted of contributing to the delinquency of a minor for buying a M-rated game for a 14-year-old, gets sentenced to a few weeks in a minimum-security institution (a lenient sentence due to her advnced age), and subequently dies in prison. I want this to be resolved before she shuffles off this mortal coil.
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...will be:
(a) will Rockstar report her to the local Dept of Social Services for providing the game to the 14 year old,
(b) will Rockstar turn around, if this lawsuit actually proceeds, and sue the modders for violating EULAs, and
(c) will Rockstar bite the bullet and start refusing to submit their games voluntarily to the ESRB for rating at all?
As far as I'm concerned, the hype surrounding this, the Congressional involvement, and the lack of parental responsibility in the equation are far more criminal than anything that Rockstar has done.
She's suing not only for herself, but for "everyone else who purchased the game." Since I purchased it I am someone she thinks she is protecting. So let me talk to Ms. Florence Cohen of NY directly for a second...
Hey, Flo, I don't need your protection. I can read the labels on the box just fine by myself.
Yes, GTA:SA is a mature game. That's why it was sold with an ESRB rating of "M" (now "AO" for adults only). "M" games are sales limited to people who are seventeen years of age or older. Rockstar, Take Two, the reseller, and the clerk at the store did nothing wrong by selling Ms. Cohen GTA:SA. That is, unless she is only sixteen yet has managed to have two generations of Cohens come after her. Her mistake was her own. She gave an "M" title to a person under the age of seventeen. If the government wants laws to punish clerks who sell titles to people outside of the posted age ranges shouldn't there also be punishments for people who traffic these games to children? She, either intentionally or not, was corrupting her grandson by giving him a game that the game industry reviewed, rated, and clearly labeled as not suitable for him.
Outside of Ms. Cohen no one is at fault here. The voluntary rating worked, the box was clearly labeled with the restriction, and the store didn't sell the game to anyone under the proper age.
I'll close by suggesting a new title for the article, "Ignorant Grandmother who bought 'Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas' without reading the label is suing the manufacturer instead of taking responsibility for her mistake".
It's a valid point: GTA is saturated with violence of some of the most offensive kind, a little sex should be the least of a parent or grand parent's worries, right? It's OK to grease police and mobsters, steal cars and blow things up, pick up hookers, but sex, now that's going too far?
"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
You know that McDonalds coffee suit was anything but frivolous.
But still, that was pretty damn funny.
Nonsense. There are numerous technical reasons for having contrary content included in the game that is not designed ever to be exposed to human eyes. For example, in the sims the models get naked, and are blurred - the blur code can be disabled. Alternately, a hypothetical game could actually model the characters as naked models and put clothes over them (similar to barbie dolls) for better cloth physics. I expect that will be happening in games in a few years. Likewise, if a scripted screen includes a naked model, but the camera shot only shoots from the neck up, then a case similar to rockstar could occur.
External content is external content - even if it's just flipping a bit.
Sue the Catholic church for including "Song of Solomon" in the Bible. Sue the Protestants while you are at it.
No, violence and sex are OK, as long as you call it "smiting" and "knowing". That's why the bible isn't M-rated.
Its pretty "known" up, really.
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This isn't about the video game. By now that should be obvious to most people.
This is about some opportunitstic, sleazebag lawyer and an 85-year-old incompetent parental figure trying to make a quick buck, or get their 15 minutes of attention.
The less we talk about this frivolous lawsuit and the losers involved, the better.
This is all fucking stupid. If I wanted to see naked people, I'd download some porn. I don't have the desire to watch pixels porking each other. It takes a lot more know-how to mod a game or install a patch than it does to get on Kazaa and download some hardcore stuff.
If this kid would mod his PS2 to watch the Hot Coffee game, I'd say he already has a couple gigs of porn on his computer. Who's gonna get sued for that?
I can't wait to get my Hot Coffee shirt tomorrow.
In related news her 14 year old grandson has been arrested for stealing cars, running over police, and beating hookers to death with Giant Purple Dildos.
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