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Doom Movie Trailer Released
Lisandro writes "IGN is hosting, as an exclusive, the teaser trailer for the upcoming Doom movie. The trailer can be downloaded at low resolution for free, or high resolution for paying members. They also have a nice gallery of movie stills and related pictures."
I tried hitting IDDQD during the trailer so I could make the movie not suck, but it didn't work. Sorry guys.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
but where is Uwe Boll?
Oh well as long as they dont say the interdemensional portal was opened as the result of a TCP/IP stack overflow it cant be that bad.
There is truth in humor.
Didn't even notice that... But I did notice that they have FLASHLIGHTS attached to their FRIGGIN' GUNS...!
Where's the little face and stuff at the bottom of the screen? I need to know how much ammo The Rock has left.
With so many ppl on
Vin Diesel's only good when he dresses up like The Rock.
For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
We can put men on Mars, but we can't nuke a research facility from orbit?
That's like.... a bummer.
Yeah, but that's only because they were unable to get sharks with laser beams attached to their heads... they settled for flashlights.
Slant
Between the Spaces
I'm very disappointed. I saw guys with flashlights on their weapons. I mean if "I" can't get guns with flashlights taped to the barrel why the hell should they???
Because Vin Diesel already did Pitch Black.
I am no longer wasting my time with slashdot
Insert joke about visibility of black people in dark environments.
Yep, those people in the future will find the last 10 percent. Yep. Future men. On Mars.
Are all the people involved with this movie morons?
A firewall can not protect you from yourself. Turn off what you do not need. Do not use the firewall to do your work.
Everybody's mentioned the flashlights. How about the fact that they have more than one character on the screen without the framerate dropping to 3fps?! Amazing!
Heute die Welt, morgen das Sonnensystem!
Things that we already know that may make this movie not suck:
1. No hell.
2. No Doom Space Marine armor.
3. The guy was supposed to be the last person alive.
What we don't know that may make this movie not suck:
1. The virus came from hell.
2. The Rock weilds a chainsaw, double barrel shotgun, and the BFG all before the end of the movie.
3. The Rock is last person alive, dons on the Doom Space Marine armor, and takes the super stim pack and starts a World Wrestling Federation type of scene with the end demon and punches it's head off after body slamming it and then doing a double suflex off the top rope while playing the E1M1 sound track with real guitar riffs and at the closing scene goes back to earth and the rabbits head is on a pike while the cities are smoldering.
But one can only hope...
"I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
-Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)