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Microsoft Genuine Advantage Cracked in 24 Hours

jrobie writes "It looks like mandatory validation of your Windows XP license is now voluntary again. A simple hack has been found that disables the check. BoingBoing has the story. "

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  1. bwahahah by 1336.5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quality programming I tell you. Quality!

    1. Re:bwahahah by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny
      Balmer: "What are you going to do tonight, Brain?"

      Gates: "Same thing we do every night, Stinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

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      The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
    2. Re:bwahahah by soxos · · Score: 1, Funny
      Balmer: "What are you going to do tonight, Brain?" Gates: "Same thing we do every night, Stinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" Stinky? Do you mean Pinky?

      You don't know Balmer very well, apparently

  2. Great! by Luscious868 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's post it on Slashdot for all to see so Microsoft will find out about it and make it harder to get around!

    1. Re:Great! by youknowmewell · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't worry, nobody will be seeing it for the next day or so; it was posted on /.!

    2. Re:Great! by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 4, Funny
      Got it? Most of us could probably have found this just as easily if it had not been posted on /., but now it is, so it's that much easier to find, which means it will be brought to MS's attention that much more quickly, which means they will have a fix for this work around that much sooner.
      Ha ha! When I read that I thought, "Oh, you mean like we've been openly, publicly blasting them for all of their programming vulnerabilities and horrible security model, and the incredibly stupid practices of putting ease-of-use over stability or security? Yeah, that has resulted in them jumping right on it and issuing fixes for those things. NOT!"
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      We may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode. -Capt. Mal Reynolds
    3. Re:Great! by robertjw · · Score: 1, Funny

      You can't have your cake and eat it too.

      That is just the silliest expression ever. Why have a cake if you aren't going to eat it? If I don't have a cake, who's cake can I eat? I'm pretty sure people get irritated if I go around stealing their cake and eating it. Don't think the whole "You can't have your cake and eat it too." argument is going to get me out of cake stealing jail.

    4. Re:Great! by kawika · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure, but Microsoft is certain to see it tomorrow when it's posted as a dup!

  3. Not for long by zoomba · · Score: 4, Funny

    That one will be fixed pronto in a "critical" security fix.

  4. Get the hack here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Download the hack here,

    http://www.linux.org/

  5. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wait. You were scared?

  6. The pirates be losin' their cuttin' edge, arr. by supersocialist · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, seriously, I expected a crack out much sooner. What's it been, six hours?

  7. YES... by ohyedoggies · · Score: 0, Funny

    my bootleg vmware running bootleg Windows XP setup is back in action!

  8. Shocking stas gathered by program by FerretFrottage · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...after users attempted to update, MS found out that there is actually only 1 registered copy of Windows XP.

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    "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
  9. Simpsons flashback by NinjaFodder · · Score: 1, Funny

    Am I the only person that can see Martin from the Simpsons pointing and saying, "Ha ha!"?

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    Cause everyone wants a free Xbox360
    1. Re:Simpsons flashback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      most likely...considering that's Nelson's trademark.

  10. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by daxomatic · · Score: 2, Funny

    well,

    hahahahaha
    after reading this http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=new+windo ws+Vista&btnG=Search
    Introducing Windows Vista(TM). It enables a new level of confidence in your PC and
    in your ability to get the most out of it

    LOL
    ROFL
    hahahahaha
    etc ect

  11. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Funny

    as simple as the kids over at Microsoft who decided to implement an anti-piracy measure utilizing javascript without any input validation.

    You mean I don't even have to hold down the Shift key? ;-)

  12. That answers that.. by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess they've answered "Can Open Source and Commercial Software Coexist?" with a YES, and added a HOW!

  13. Re:Article Text by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

    I love these sorts of vulnerabilities. Maybe we should look for "GiveMeRootPriveleges=NO" and "SendMeTenMillionDollarsInUnmarkedBills=NO". Maybe there's a "FormatEveryHardDriveInRedmondAndInstallRedhat=NO" .

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  14. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Funny
    The original text of that site read:

    Introducing Windows Vista(TM). It enables a new level of confidence in your PC and in your ability to get the most out of *YOU*.

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    Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

  15. But by QMO · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they come from Microsoft, they're OK. Microsoft is trustworthy.

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    Exam 4/C again. Maybe I'll do better this time.
  16. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you want to get all conspiracy theorist, you could say that they did this on purpose, and it's not a backdoor so much as a honeypot. All of you are now flagged as hackers, enjoy!

  17. Windows Vista will be even harder to crack by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Funny

    instead of

    javascript:void(window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all')

    you have to use

    javascript:void(window.g_sEnableAltOS='Linus')

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    1. Re:Windows Vista will be even harder to crack by hacker · · Score: 2, Funny
      javascript:void(window.g_sEnableAltOS='Linus')

      When did Linus turn into an OS?

  18. Re:WTF by BaudKarma · · Score: 2, Funny

    Asking people to think before they post has the potential to spoil a lot of my entertainment.

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    It's the land of the brave, and the home of the free
    Where the less you know, the better off you'll be.
  19. Microsoft's channelling Dennis Farina... by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hey, it's OK. We're authorized."

  20. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by rbgaynor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft has admitted that was a typo, what they meant was:

    Introducing Windows Vista(TM). It enables a new level of confidence in your PC and in our ability to get the most out of *YOU*.

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    "Good things don't end with eum, they end with mania or teria." - H. Simpson
  21. OB: Soviet Russia Joke by ArielMT · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, ... oh you beat me to it. Nuts.

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    It must be Windows. It needs half a gig of RAM and a hardware-accelerated graphics card just to run Solitaire.
  22. It's worth it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Genuine advantage may seem like a pisser... But oh, is it ever worth it. Heck, for participating in the Genuine Advantage program myself, I was able to download this terrific program called "Match Up" FOR FREE! What an amazing game. Wow. It was soooooo worth it.

  23. Re:If you bought a computer with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    All this is academic.

    That's not really the word that comes to mind when one reads your post...

  24. Prediction by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sadly, Microsoft will issue a new version of Genuine Advantage that disables the hack and make you use the new version before you can use Microsoft update

    To appear tomorrow on Slashdot:

    javascript:void(window.g_sWGACheckVersion='2.0')

  25. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So if you want to frame your next door neighbor, you can put his address as the OEM that sold you the pirated version! :-)

  26. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by QuantaStarFire · · Score: 2, Funny

    3. Print cover on CD.

    *looks at his shiny WinXP CD, all nice and holographic*

    Uhm...how do I copy this?