Planet X Larger Than Pluto?
nova_planitia writes "The Minor Planet mailing list is buzzing with the discovery by an amateur astronomer of a 17th magnitude object 51 astronomical units from the Sun, tentatively designated 2003 EL61. For those not versed in astronomical lingo, this is an object several times brighter than Pluto even though it is 25% farther out from the Sun (the orbit vizualised by JPL). This means that barring a strangely reflective surface, this object is larger than Pluto, possibly Mars-sized! The debate whether Pluto is a planet is likely to get rekindled by this discovery."
Let's name it Hitler, he has to be down there right?
An Education is the Font of All Liberty
Won't work. This planet is somewhat reflective and, besides, it doesn't have a moustache. Stalin might work - he's also down there and was out in the cold, even when the focus of attention.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)