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Hackers Forced Announcement of 10th Planet Find

Posted by timothy on from the well-that-was-nice-of-them dept.

JCY2K writes "According to The Inquirer, hackers gained access to the secure server where the data about the new planet was being held and threatened to reveal it. Evidently the discoverers have been withholding this information from the public since 2003 while they waited for full analysis."

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  1. So, did they... by John+Napkintosh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hack the planet?

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  2. Re:Supports the Hacker Creed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No it doesn't, and please stop anthropomorphizing it.

    Yeah, it hates it when you do that.

  3. Star Trek by AviLazar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear 10th Planet,

    After carefully reviewing your application to join the United Federation of Planets, we have determined that you are inelligible to join. We based this decision on the fact that we would have to re-write one-too many episodes. While we could do this with a time jaunt, we realize our viewers are sick and tired of time skipping ever since it was abused on Enterprise.

    Sincerely Yours,

    Admiral J.T.K.

    P.S. Go to PriceLine where you can name your own price!

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  4. Re:Supports the Hacker Creed by Hope+Thelps · · Score: 4, Funny

    I agree that impressionable young minds shouldn't be exposed to this fallacy

    Yes, if we expose people to figures of speech at an early age then we run the risk of raising a generation that can use language effectively. This could be the end of the internet as we know it.

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