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Cosmic Rays Could Kill Astronauts Visiting Mars

Posted by timothy on from the tough-break-for-ahnold dept.

jvchamary writes "Given the recent stream of reports of 10th planets and the relative success of the NASA Discovery mission, it might again be time to get excited at the prospect of visiting the Red Planet. Unfortunately, New Scientist reports that Astronauts traveling to Mars would be exposed to so much cosmic radiation that 10% would die of cancer."

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  1. Whoa, that's gotta suck by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not only is it cancer, it's space cancer. That's gotta be like 10 times worse ;)

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    1. Re:Whoa, that's gotta suck by jafiwam · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's better than "Space Herpes".

  2. Effects of Cosmic Rays by the+darn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Also, 25% will become stretchy, 25% will turn invisible, 25% will burst into flames, and 25% will have their skin replaced by an orangey rock-like substance!

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    1. Re:Effects of Cosmic Rays by Tatarize · · Score: 4, Funny

      The fifth 25% will be bad at math.

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  3. That's Easy... by eklitzke · · Score: 5, Funny

    We only send nine :)

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  4. Re:Risk v. Reward by le_jfs · · Score: 4, Funny

    10% would get fatal cancer sometime in their lives.

    Well, we can safely assume that it will be at the end of their lives.

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