Top Ten Game Cliches · Slashdot Mirror

Posted by Zonk on Thursday August 4, 2005 @04:20AM from the stuff-we've-seen-before dept.

1up.com has a piece examining game cliches that are just done. Really. From the article: "2.) Pushing crates. Note to evil masterminds everywhere: We understand that you're trying to run a business, which involves receiving equipment and food somehow. But leaving those giant crates just lying around your warehouse for any one-man army to use for supplies and climbing? It's no wonder most startup criminal organizations fail within the first five years. Even seen in: God of War (PS2) 4.) Ridiculous portrayals of females. Women have breasts. Get over it. Even seen in: Soul Calibur II (PS2/XB/GC)"

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Re:Why women only? by Anonymous Coward · 2005-08-04 09:05 · Score: 1, Informative

Three words: Leisure Suit Larry!
Re:Clcihes can be good by Jazu · 2005-08-04 12:24 · Score: 2, Informative

In Goldeneye, you can't recover health during a level, and most of your ammo is picked up by enemies.

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