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MAD's 10 Worst Things about Gaming

Posted by Zonk on from the spy-vs.-spy dept.

Deuce Magnum writes "GamePro's got up a story that was apparently designed by the guys at MAD magazine. It details the lows of video gaming, from big boobs to MMO patches. From the article: "8. Mind-numbingly dull 'cinema sequences' -- as if we really needed to interrupt the game with ten minutes of bad acting and cliche'd dialogue to explain the deep motives and back story of why Ratchet and Clank are running and jumping. 9. Choppy, second-rate video games designed for cell phones. Was text messaging not a useless enough way to drain battery power? "

3 of 93 comments (clear)

  1. Lousy by Emperor+Igor · · Score: 3, Funny

    You can tell it's by Mad magazine because it's not even remotely funny or clever.

  2. Everyone's trashing the article by DoctaWatson · · Score: 3, Funny

    But am I really the only one who thought the Sims: Sonic the Hedgehog takes on the Giant Firebreathing Turtles was funny?

    Snobs.

  3. Re:Bad List by Detritus · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a difference between SEXY and violating the laws of physics.

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