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Internet Security Warnings
Juha-Matti Laurio writes "Internet Storm Center's Diary reported today: Due to a number of very well working Windows exploits for this weeks patch set, and the zero-day Veritas exploit, we decided to turn the Infocon to yellow. The following Internet Threat Level meters are at level 2/4 because of Windows Plug and Play vulnerability's several exploit codes too: Symantec ThreatCon as a part of global DeepSight Threat Management System saying Increased alertness and Internet Security Systems X-Force with Increased vigilance at AlertCon."
Why smoke blunts when you could be sucking on a White Owl,buckwheats.
I've got an idea(rare here, I know):
Why don't all the AC's with nothing meaningful to say go out and play hide and go fuck themeselves.
Don't you douche bags have trailers to shore up against tornados or attractive cousins to impregnate?
Oh, by the way, if I misspelled anything:
Blow me. I don't care.
Fucking morons.
YHBT.
YHL.
HAND.
YHL.
HAND fucktard :)
$ans is headed for the scrap heap.... ... downward spiral cataloged:
1. They are out gunned by just about every University with an information security program.
2. They slit their own throats by dumbing down their cert.
3. ISC2 kicks their butts on the high end industry recognized cert.
4. They can't match the intellectual genius of just one of the elite security firms, let alone the mediocre ones.
5. People get sick of paying $2500 to sit in a seminar packed with 400 other gullibles, just to watch powerpoint slides for 5-6 days.
Instead of covering the $ans pathetic "notice me" headlines as they swan song, why not cover something exciting?