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Internet Security Warnings

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the we-have-a-code-yellow-people-this-is-not-a-drill-omg-freak-out dept.

Juha-Matti Laurio writes "Internet Storm Center's Diary reported today: Due to a number of very well working Windows exploits for this weeks patch set, and the zero-day Veritas exploit, we decided to turn the Infocon to yellow. The following Internet Threat Level meters are at level 2/4 because of Windows Plug and Play vulnerability's several exploit codes too: Symantec ThreatCon as a part of global DeepSight Threat Management System saying Increased alertness and Internet Security Systems X-Force with Increased vigilance at AlertCon."

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  5. Re:Who cares? by Ingolfke · · Score: 0, Troll

    Who cares? I'm typing this on a powerbook

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