NES Controller Laser Mouse
An anonymous reader writes "Old school is new school, fool. It's time to take that retired NES controller of yours that you broke so mercilessly smashing it on the carpet in frustration at never ever ever being able to beat Ikari Warriors, and recycle that biz. Be good to the environment and turn that thing into a laser mouse, why don't you? And yes, the A button is left click, and the B is your right, and your raging case of carpal tunnel is about to get a whole lot more fun."
Contrary to popular belief, optical mice do not use lasers.
The article doesn't mention the hidden backdoor command sequence to immediately gain root access:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A
Can it perform cunnilingus on a hardwood floor?
The latest Slashdot meme.