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Crocodile's Immune System Kills HIV
ASEville writes "In an ongoing effort to stop the spread of HIV, scientists in Australia have discovered that crocodiles can fight off HIV and kill the virus. This is a major boon to medicine because the crocodile serum can also fight things that are penicillin resistant such as staphylococcus aureus."
Was carried out by Professor Wilkins in addition to HIV research he also is responsible for tractor mainentance.
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Sweet! Now Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter, will be even more popular.
Now all we have to do is kill off all the crocodiles for the serum we need.
Good karma sticks to me like velcro on a piece of plexiglass.
Move along, citizen.
...How many animals they tested before they found crocodile fought off HIV?
Scientist: Perhaps pigs can fend off HIV?
*Lab_Assistant injects Porky with HIV
*Porky leaves channel (AIDS)
Scientist: Nope! Time to try eagle next!
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HIV kills crocodiles!!
does that mean I can start saving money by not buying any condoms anymore?
Oh wait...for that to work I'd need a reason to use them in the first place...
Please correct me if I got my facts wrong.
Since I don't plan of fucking a Crocodile, I'm not sure how this effects me.
AHh forget it, this whole overlords thing is played out. Hmm...
In Soviet Russia...
Bah, that one's been beaten to death already too. Ok, I got it:
- Research croc immunity to hiv.
- Make a drug based off this immunity
- ???
- Profit!
I think ??? is probably "market that biatch" in this case. Wait, I think I ruined that one too. Ahh well.My patience is infinite, my time is not.
Invest in crocodiles!
"If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer
Now there's going to be ten posts about welcoming our crocodile-human hybrid overloards.
We prefer to be addressed as "Republicans".
"CRIKEY MATE, wouldnt want a take a hit from one of those!"
"See what the HIV does is just go, nene ne ne nene ne all about looking for its food. ne nene ne ne nene all day long BANG! fucken huge croc grabs him, drags him under, death roll. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP end of story."
If I wasnt married.
serenity now!
Ich bin Schnappie, das kleine HIV-curing krokodil?
Wonder how soon we'll see a real life version of Doctor Connors AKA The Lizard. He's a lizard of course, but that's close enough to a crocodile. Hopefully we won't become evil when fused with crocodile DNA.
It's like putting a gun to the head of the bacteria and pulling the trigger
Of course, they first make the bacteria an offer they can't refuse.
There are 11 types of people. Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who are sick of this lame joke.
I think you should start using a tinfoil condom.
Help poke pirates in the eyepatch, arr.
Of course they do, along with a short full motion video clip, and then you get that character unlocked so you can fight as him as well.
What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
Those who like to have unprotected sex can restrict themselves to crocodiles with some assurance of safety. Crocs are unlikely to have AIDS or to contract it.
Loose lips lose spit.
"Oh my god nooooo, run for your life!! It's got a microphone"
"Look at my teeth so clean and white, you other fools bet'ah get out'ah my sight
Yeah you bet'ah run before I break you fools metatarsals, Oh yeah, I got more rapping than a game of 'Pass the parcel'.
You think this shit comes from a whack immune system? If you believe that then you be lacking wisdom."
"Nooo, it's too late, it's so awful"
"The scientists hope to collect enough crocodile blood..."
Conversely, the crocodiles hope to collect large quantities of scientist blood...
A pizza of radius z and thickness a has a volume of pi z z a
If you put your human penis in the crocodile cloaca, just know you are in the pink AND the stink at the same time!
Blar.
Really, is there any other way.
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-Adam
Lefty: Hey Zeke, it's your turn to go down to the pit and get some more croc serum.
It's no fun aimlessly ranting on Slashdot if the experts involved are going to come along and correct us. Please move along and allow us to go back to explaining why you're wrong, thanks.
Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
Lawyers?
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