Watch Like Device for At-Risk Patients
DigitalDame writes "At-risk patients will soon have a little help from a device worn on the wrist that can measure vital signs including pulse rate, cardiac rhythm (ECG or EKG), and blood oxygen levels. It can either store the data and transmit it to a medical center at a later time or, in the case of an emergency, transmit the information in real time using the built-in cellular phone while sending an alarm to a caregiver."
Wow, it took me awhile to realize this wasn't a story about patents. I'm so used to seeing patent stories!
Buckle your ROFL belt, we're in for some LOLs.
I must admit when I first read this headline, I thought it said:
Watch Like Device for At-Risk Patents
My first thought was "You mean Microsoft can't patent the act of breathing? Maybe they'll try to patent this patent-watching device..."
Big difference than the actual headline, so I thought I'd post.
And they said zombies weren't real!