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Is This the Holodeck?

WillCodeForRaisins writes "CNET News is reporting that Japan's Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications is planning to create "virtual reality" High-Definition 3-D TV which will allow you to smell and even touch objects in the 3-D space. This national research project is meant to be part of a larger vision under which Japan aims to promote "universal communication," a concept whereby information is shared smoothly and intelligently regardless of location or language. Imagine watching a football game on a TV that not only shows the players in three dimensions but also lets you experience the smells of the stadium and maybe even pat a goal scorer on the back. How are they planning to do this? Ummm... looks like wait and see."

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  1. Re:Porno by eobanb · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Your post advocates a

    (x) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting sex addiction. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea.

    ( ) Violates amendments to Constitution
    (x) Christians would object
    (x) Technical limitations
    (x) Gives a whole new meaning to sexually-transmitted virus
    ( ) It will slow hormones and then we'll be stuck with it
    (x) Prostitutes will not put up with it
    (x) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    ( ) Unsustainable business model
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    (x) Many brothels cannot afford to lose business
    ( ) Pornographers want to keep people coming back
    ( ) Detrimental impact to society as we know it

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority
    (x) Mail-order brides
    (x) Asshats
    (x) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of local franchises
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new sexual deviancy
    (x) Huge existing investment in dildos, lotion and porn videos
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols to attack
    (x) Unwillingness of users to install birth control patches received by email
    (x) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    (x) Eternal virtual-penis-length race involved in all approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of porn
    ( ) Identify theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with the sex industry
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of pornographers themselves
    (x) Bandwidth costs
    ( ) Windows Media Player

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    (x) Malfunctions suck
    ( ) Forgetting your BSDM safeword sucks
    ( ) It's bad enough reading Viagra email, now I have to see it around me
    (x) Devaluing real relationships
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    (x) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) One-nighters are cumbersome
    (x) I don't want pervs sniffing my connection
    ( ) Drugs are not the answer

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    (x) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    (x) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    (x) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

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