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Kutztown Students get Felony Charges
gone6713 writes "The 13 students from Pennsylvania who were accused of hacking the iBooks provided to them by the school (Slashdot had a previous story on them back in June) have offically been charged. It seems that the admin passwords were taped to the back of the iBooks!"
That's like saying do not push the big red button!
Where I work, I seem to get three levels of password security. The worst are the ones who write their password on a post-it note and stick it on the monitor. The second level are the ones who write it in a notepad and put it in their desk drawer. The really smart ones write it in a notepad and put that in their bottom drawer. Sometimes I wonder why I bother.
I might not be a wit, but at least I am more than half way there.
It says more about a school when it looks like thier entire site was made with geocities geobuilder and Front Page 97.
- "Hear that?! The percolations are imminent! Cease your ingress!"
Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?
Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the MERE...PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?
"I might have made a tactical error in not going to a physician for 20 years." -- Warren Zevon
Anonymous Coward, you are hereby requested to identify yourself.
You have been found guilty of swearing, which is a verifiable gateway activity to criminal activity, and a negative influence on children. Your sentence is 10 years in prison. Identify yourself, or have another 10 years attached to your sentence for evading authority.
I have to change my passwprd once a month
You think you have it bad?!
I have to piss into a cup and pour it into a biometric reader next to my thin-client to get access in the morning. Sometimes if I splash too much, I end up spreading pee germs all over the keyboard - and all the other hardware in the office. I think it's all just a scam by my employer to gather plentiful urine for operating the urine batteries they're sure to start including in their bulky laptops.
Too bad they didn't use sperm biometric tests, instead. I mean, you don't always have to piss, but you surely always have to.... you know...