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Robot Bat With Echolocation
productdose.com writes "A robotic bat head that can emit and detect ultrasound in the band of frequencies used by the world's bats will give echolocation research a huge boost. Sonar in water is a mature field, but sonar in air is far less advanced. Whenever a robot team wants to build an autonomous robot they look at sonar first, but they quickly run into problems due to the simple nature of commercial sonar systems, and switch to vision or laser-ranging. The
IST project CIRCE hopes that the research they can now do with the robotic bat will lead to more sophisticated sonar systems being used for robot navigation and other applications."
Impi - Research Division, South Africa.
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About The Jewish Justice League
The Jewish Justice League was founded by the mothers and wives of Israel who were concerned that their men were being drawn to the Nigger Seed and away from their wives.
About Areems
Fat.
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Hey, why do you think evolution gave us eyes and 3-D visual brain power? It's much more effective to use vision and realtime 3D processing when in relative low density than sound based ranging. For instance, how would you know something is wet, soft or alive with sound alone?
Oh and can a bat see when I'm drunk?
what?
BANG! ZAP! PHOOM!
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Fish, Please reenter the water, you have 20 seconds to comply"
"Okay, I'm getting in!"
"Unable to read from Infrared device, abort, retry, ignore?"
"What? Uhh, Abort!! Abort!!"
"Unable to close application, terminate now, or wait another five seconds?"
"Terminate! Stop! Halt! Please, goddamit!"
And we were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert.
Hopefully this isn't too far off-topic, but - why did Batman never incorporate sonar or electronic sensors in his costume? It would help to have some way to detect things in the dark. And he has the ears already. Seems to me to be a natural.
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