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Water Flowed Recently on Mars
elfguygmail.com writes "According to to Space.com 'Small gullies on Mars were carved by water recently and would be prime locations to look for life, NASA scientists said today.' "
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Is this another instance of "recently" meaning "within the last 1,000,000 years?" ...recently is since the last episode of Family Guy.
Stop making that big FACE!
Of course they have - The whole core is ice!! Now, hot looking mutants is the find I'm looking for!
Pessimists.net - as if life wasn't depressing enough.
No. The smallest one was the empty story on april's fools day. Maybe that one was the only truly funny story that day.
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say
I entirely understand, we pay NASA Billions of dollars a year and they give us a broken space shuttle and a couple Mars Rovers?
Water straight from the untouched springs of Mars! Fabulous!
Explore your creative side
6. And then we'll have those people that don't really care what the topic is, but like to show how long they've been around /. by making pointless generalizations about what everyone else will say. They won't actually add anyting to the discussion, or make any relevant points or provide any insights, but they will feel good about themselves because, umm, they posted something.
7. After that, another group will come in, pointing out the pointlessness of the above group's post, in posts that are, if possible, even more pointless and off topic. But then, just before the end of their posts, this last group will throw in some almost-related-to-the-topic bit, like "maybe it was glaciers!", so that they can preted that their post was in fact on-topic.
Truly colonization is a worthy goal. Our desecration of the Earth will necessitate seeking resources elsewhere in our solar system! Of course, burning fossil fuels to send vehicles into space is counterproductive, so insted I propose a space elevator constructed entirely of carbon nanotubes!
...but ultimately the triumph of the human siprit will, as always, provide us with our every need, fending off the previously-believed impending doom of our culture, and eventually allow us to explore and conquer the vast reaches of space!
However, that sort of thing costs money, and we have people starving in our own streets! We need to take care of our imediate needs first.
And yes, it's true that we have things like microwave ovens, teflon, and the 4-day work week today because of the tireless efforts of NASA...
What was the article about again?
"Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
In related news, scientists have discovered that Slashdot.org did have a period of time where stories were run without duplicates.....
It's either on the beat or off the beat, it's that easy.
I moderate therefore I rule!
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We are going to Mars to find a bunch of left handed homos?
Hot Mars Lesbian pOrn would be good; it could help pay for the spacefreight on the Mars Bottled Water. (Hey, is that any less dumb than importing it from France?)
The first page is dated in the year 2000! I wonder if this is really news after all! The second page is dated 2001. It states basically the same thing as the article the submitter linked to, however it says how long ago "recent" is--10,000,000 years!!
:P
If 10,000,000 is "recent", then 2005 vs 2000 is still breaking news.
Many religious beliefs would be decimated
Reduced by one tenth? Probably so.
Who the hell do you think you are?
Proud member of the American Non Sequitur Society. We might not make much sense, but boy do we love pizza!
Uhhh... God. Uhhh... Angels. There's two, anyway, forms of extra-terrestial sentient life that mainstream Judeo-Christian types believe in.