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Nintendogs In-Depth Strategy Guide

Posted by Zonk on from the woof dept.

heday writes "1up.com has a comprehensive strategy guide for Nintendogs, which was released this Monday. The article explains a lot of the nuances and idiosyncratic stuff with videos and pics." From the article: "The subtle sounds of shuffling feet running towards you. Those adoring eyes glazing at you with complete obedience. The moist soft tongue running up and down the back of your feet. That pendulum tail wagging back and forth that embodies the dog's adoration for you. If there were any companion animals vying to be man's best friend, the dog would be unmatched in terms of friendship, loyalty, and devotion. Anyone who has loved a dog would testify that raising one is truly one of the most rewarding experiences in life. But owning a dog is no walk in the park--it requires the utmost responsibility. "

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  1. Ugh. by cornface · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The writeup sounds like some sick pr0n story.

    "Those adoring eyes glazing at you with complete obedience. The moist soft tongue running up and down the back of your feet."

    I mean, really. Zonk, after a morning deluge of articles you nearly redeemed yourself with the BBC one, but no, you can't stop posting. You have an itchy submission queue trigger finger (and we all know where it's been).

    Quality, not quantity, dude. Please.

  2. Mutt galore? by Ph00p · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Do they tell you how to hump the hell out of every nintendog you come across? If I had the game thats what I'd train my dog to do "Here boy go f**k!"