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Trusted Computing And You

sebFlyte writes "There's an interesting look at the Trusted computing initiative running over on ZDNet UK, written by security guru Bruce Schneier. He looks at the suggestions for best practice made in a recent policy document, and Microsoft's 'Machiavellian manoeuvring' to stall said document. He posits their moves are to avoid having to enforce such best-practice when it comes to Vista's DRM and other copy-restriction technology." From the article: "This sounds great, but it's a double-edged sword. The same system that prevents worms and viruses from running on your computer might also stop you from using any legitimate software that your hardware or operating system vendor simply doesn't like. The same system that protects spyware from accessing your data files might also stop you from copying audio and video files. The same system that ensures that all the patches you download are legitimate might also prevent you from, well, doing pretty much anything."

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  1. Sorry, you're too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're not the first. You were beaten by approximately 151 others on the last time this article was posted.

    But don't worry, if you hang around long enough here on Slashdot, you may be able to post on a genuine first-run article. I believe there may be one scheduled within the next few weeks.

  2. Re:Love those dups by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not a dupe! It's an echo, echo, echo, echo...

  3. Re:The problem with "trusted" computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    The same system that prevents worms and viruses from running on your computer might also stop you from using any legitimate software that your hardware or operating system vendor simply doesn't like.
    I'll support anything that will stop these fucking dupes.
  4. Re:Ethics by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Funny
    Nonsense. If you don't let us protect you the way we want to the Boogyman will get you. Then you'll be sorry.

    Signed,
    Big Business & Big Government

    --
    No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
  5. Re:Let me be the first by Matthaeus · · Score: 3, Funny

    And this is true everywhere, not just Soviet Russia.

  6. Re:Ethics by saintp · · Score: 4, Funny

    switch ($decade) {
    case "the 50's":
       s/the Boogyman/Communist agitators/g;
       break;
    case "the 60's":
       s/the Boogyman/acid-eating hippies/g;
       break;
    case "the 70's":
       s/the Boogyman/disco/g;
       break;
    case "the 80's":
       s/the Boogyman/mutual assured destruction (and Grenada!)/g;
       break;
    case "the 90's":
       s/the Boogyman/evil hackers and George Michael/g;
       break;
    case "the 00's":
       s/the Boogyman/terrorists/g;
       break;
    }

  7. Features of Vista by SEWilco · · Score: 4, Funny
    Vista allows you to:
    • Play Minesweeper.
    • Download trusted security updates for Minesweeper.
  8. Re:Will people realize in time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm seriously waiting for the day when a corporation will inseminate a woman for you because it's "easier".

    I'm seriously waiting for the day when that corporation is hiring.

  9. Re:Ethics by LesPaul75 · · Score: 2, Funny
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  10. Re:Let me be the first by jonadab · · Score: 2, Funny

    > To say I don't trust "Trusted Computing".

    Yeah. The conversation goes something like this...

    Microsoft: We want to build a platform that is totally trustworthy. So I guess the question is, what should be trusted?
    Security Experts: That's actually a good, albeit complicated, question...
    Microsoft: Whom and what should users trust? Whom and what *do* they trust?
    Security Experts: Hmmmm...
    Microsoft: Lesse... First off, they're going to trust Microsoft, obviously...
    Security Experts: Err, good luck with that.
    Microsoft: ... and our business partners, ...
    Security Experts: Oh, dear...
    Microsoft: ... and the government, and major corporations, ...
    Security Experts: We're not sure we like where this is going.
    Microsoft: Hush. We've got it all figured out now.

    --
    Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.