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Google Plans To Destroy Unindexed Information

Posted by Zonk on from the bow-before-the-google-rays-pitiful-mortals dept.

linolium writes "Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to 'organize the world's information,' announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index. 'Book burning is just the beginning," said Google co-founder Larry Page. 'This fall, we'll unveil Google Sound, which will record and index all the noise on Earth. Is your baby sleeping soundly? Does your high-school sweetheart still talk about you? Google will have the answers.'" FYI; it's The Onion, so yes, it's a joke.

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  1. Destroy All Negroes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    As many of you have now come to realize from viewing the television actualities, Negroes are a lower life form like the rat, roaches, or termites. Negroes should be sprayed with chemicals and exterminated.

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    Negro Savages Terrorize British Students

  2. Re:As if dupes weren't enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Gee, you're a fucking moron.

  3. Re:I, for one... by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: -1, Troll

    anyone who is stupid enough to live below sea level in a region that gets hurricanes every year deserves what they get.

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    Viral software licensing is not freedom, it is in fact GNU/Socialism.
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