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Balmer Vows to Kill Google

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the it-would-be-hard-to-kill-a-corporate-entity dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Probably due to the Microsoft suit against Google over human resources, some very heated exchanges have turned up in some court documents. Microsoft CEO Steve Balmer has apparently vowed to kill Internet search leader Google, according to documents filed in the increasingly bitter battle between the rivals." From the article: "At some point in the conversation, Mr. Ballmer said: 'Just tell me it's not Google,'' Lucovosky said in his statement. Lucovosky replied that he was joining Google. 'At that point, Mr. Ballmer picked up a chair and threw it across the room hitting a table in his office,' Lucovosky recounted, adding that Ballmer then launched into a tirade about Google CEO Eric Schmidt. 'I'm going to f***ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f***ing kill Google.' Schmidt previously worked for Sun Microsystems and was the CEO of Novell."

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  1. frost piss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  2. HELP: What is a 'goatse' ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'd emailed slashdot to report a Dupe. I just got a reply from someone caled 'Zonk'.

    This 'Zonk' character offered to show me his 'Goatse', and asked if he could give me one.

    What should I do?

  3. Re:not if google gets them first.` by /ASCII · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Once again, the main Slashdot page does not contain a single article by someone other than Zonk. Also notice how his articles are spaced at roughly two hour intervals for the last 15 hours? Me thinks he added a queue of articles to post for the entire day and then want home.

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  4. Re:Are you allowed to post that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Yo mods, you suck. You just burned 3 mod points on 3 AC's talking trash to each other. Damn, how did you get Mod points? Oh, by slamming Microsoft, being fanboyriffic about the GameCube, and truly believing that Open Source is the wave of the future.

    Got a hint for you, the wave of the future will have to cope with no electricity you short sighted morons.

  5. Very much offtopic; by empaler · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The moment I read your post, one of my colleagues said something about Spiderman on her phone...

  6. Re:Are you allowed to post that by droptone · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Gas prices are too high :(

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  7. Wheel of fortune! by cnerd2025 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

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  8. Re:Are you allowed to post that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I just got a handjob from Steve Jobs in the bathroom!

  9. Gas price too high? by The+Terminator · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hey dude, you talk of high gas prizes?

    Gosh - Premium gas is roughly 7$ per Gallon in Germany!