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Listening for Deuterium

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the but-can-you-dance-to-it dept.

jose parinas writes "Researchers at MIT made the first radio detection of deuterium, an atom that the scientists claim is key to understanding the beginning of the universe." It turns out the actual detection wasn't the key, but filtering out all of the RF 'pollution' produced by nearby gadgets.

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  1. What they very faintly heard: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    KHAAAAAAAAAAN!

  2. roflrofl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    roflmao

    roflroflrofl

  3. MIT Science & Republican Philosophy!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    These guys, they make their blunders look like real science!!! (Except that republicans don't learn from their mistakes)

    The Deuterium Array at Haystack is a soccer-field size installation conceived and built at the Haystack facility with support from the National Science Foundation, MIT and TruePosition Inc.


    Read Carefully: This is real science

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