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6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop?
Stuk writes "Research & development company AtomChip have announced a new 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD laptop, which is "coming soon". Apparently it does not use a hard disc, instead it is based on "solid state AtomChip® optoelectronics". A new "non-volatile Quantum-Optical" type of RAM is used. Other features include voice commands, "Num Lock mode, Caps Lock mode, Scroll Lock mode". They're spoiling us." If Nintendogs has taught me anything, it's that voice recognition is awesome and should be used for everything. *cough*. And also to be skeptical of this many buzzwords.
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Holy HELL BATMAN!! That is fucking hilarious!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!
I would just love to hear about the fucking morons who are even MORE stupid than the fucking morons who came up with this ridiculous website!!! LOL!
Mod parent DOWN!
Parent is a KNOWN TROLL and an Enemy of the Open Source Revolution!!!
Parent likely works for Micro$$$oft's FUD and disinformation division!!
Please remove this shit from the internet.
Long live GNU/Linux! Long live our most perfect Revolution!
Russian Mafia.
Two more words:
Money Laundering.
This should be called the "Slim Whitman" laptop. Slim Whitman was a fictitious singer whose albums were for sale by tv commercials back in the '70s; the commercials stated that he'd sold hundreds of thousands of records in Europe or Elbonia or something like that. The guy looked lame, the music sounded like ass, and the whole thing was just a shell business for money laundering. There was no album, even. Trick was, he actually became something of a cult figure, so they ended up having to produce an album after all.
For your security, this post has been encrypted with ROT-13, twice.
But what if it turns out this is real?
Cyric Zndovzny at your service.