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ESR Gets Job Offer From Microsoft
epsalon writes "Eric S. Raymond, the well known Open Source Evangelist, recently received a job offer from Microsoft, that he strongly refused. Is this another attempt to lure Open Source figures or just ignorance?" From his post: "I called [the Microsoft HR rep], who told me my name had been passed to him by his research team. I indicated to him that I thought somebody was probably having a little joke at his expense, and promised him an email reply."
This was a halucination induced by a combination excessive Mountain Dew consumption and chronically masturbating to anime.
Running 100% GNU/Linux! Windows-free zone!
Nuff said.
Oooh! Ooooh! Oooooooooooh!
I love the little skits/dialogue! I have seen that alot in newspaper columns also! It is hilarious! It also shows that you are awesome! Here is one I came up with!
ackthpt: What can i do for you sir?
Me: you can lick my sweaty nutsack!
ackthpt: i love licking sweaty nutsacks! The sweatier the better!
Me: Well good, I haven't showered this week.
ackthpt: Great! I love the cottage cheese that accumulates between your balls and asshole! I want to spread it on toast! An eat your Schmegma from beneath your foreskin!
Me: I have to warn you, I shaved my balls last week, and the hair is growing back, and it may cut your tongue
ackthpt: Thats okay! But I usually like to floss with your long, silky, red pubic hair.
FUCK YOU
Oh shut up and get the joke already.
Maybe you belong at Microsoft.
I would rather cut off my arm with a rusty saw than work for Microsoft.