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Adult Swim To Offer Streaming Video Option
Julio Capote wrote to mention a press release making the rounds stating that Adult Swim will be allowing viewers to watch shows via streaming video. From the article: "Starting Sept. 16, AdultSwim.com will offer full-length episodes of these and other programs in an initiative Cartoon Network is calling Friday Night Fix. Each week between 11 p.m.-6 a.m. ET, a selection of current and fan-requested shows will be available for free viewing. There also will be previews of episodes scheduled to debut the next Sunday" The official Williams Street announcement is also available.
Associated Press, September 11 2005
In an early-morning press conference, reclusive GNAA president timecop declared that the Gay Nigger Association of America will contribute to hurricane Katrina disaster relief efforts. He issued a statement describing the efforts being undertaken to rush relief to New Orleans' former residents, many of whom are black, gay, or both. "My heart tears at the sight of so many flooded niggers", timecop said.
The GNAA is contributing a currently-unknown quantity of sperm, intended to prevent starvation and malnutrition. The sperm is to be delivered this Monday to shelters across the nation. "We are having a non-stop wankathon. I believe we can do this, I believe in my niggas. We will not fail to feed NOLA's hungry refugees." Many have reporters present at the conference questioned the nutritional value of the semen being collected, eliciting angry stares from their host. Timecop did not directly answer the questions, saying "Who the hell are you? I don't see you vigorously beating off to save the niggers!"
The next item on the list was free wireless internet spanning the Southern Louisiana region, allowing access to GNAA's Lastmeasure online service. Lastmeasure is provided free of charge. It is widely touted as "better than FEMA" in the charitable relief field. Lastmeasure surpasses FEMA's disaster aid service by being accessible to any graphical browser on any operating system. Lastmeasure will be the only website available, as all other http requests will be redirected. This measure is intended to minimize use of GNAA.net wireless for other than disaster-relief LM. The conference ended with an emotional outburst from GNAA president timecop, crying out, "so many dead, rotting black shits".
http://persianews.on.nimp.org/?u=Tar_Baby
...will there be ample tentacle-raping scenes?
More earth shaking important bullshit crap from Zonk... I he wasn't too fucking busy boning his little sister on his parent's hardwood floors, maybe he could "edit" decent "stories".
REUTERS
Slashdot contributor and leading expert in gay and lesbian rights Zonk caused international outrage today at the publication of his controversial new book.
"Splitting the Pink Atom" uses passages from The Protocols of the Elders of Zion to support his contention of a worldwide Jewish conspiracy against homosexuals.
Zonk alleges that Jews posing as alien reptile beings have infected the government and US media to bring about a Gay holocaust, and that 'Jewish reptilians created the AIDS virus and bred with homosexual half black man half monkey creatures in Africa'
The Anti Defamation League are requesting an urgent inquiry into the book, while ADL's leader Abraham Foxman has condemned the publication as "dangerous lies".
Later, furious Foxman, in a joint declaration with Chief Rabbi Yani Topberger said "This is hate at it's worst".
Zonk and his agent were unavailable for comment.
Zonk's startling new book comes immediately on the back of CmdrTaco's television interview where he said he said "Gay nigger insurgents had actually been running his popular tech site Slashdot for sometime". Taco also said a group called the "Secret Organization of Lesbians Jihad Organization of Europe were launching targeted cyber-terrorism attacks against his website and were funded and trained by Mujahadeen fighters from Iraq."
...put it in the subject line of your slashdot post.
This is, for the record, a +1 funny and not a -1 troll.
I hope he and his family get brutally murdered tonight
Geeze, lady! You should have tried watching Justice League Unlimited.
A much better storyline/arc that beats most of the "adult" dramas on the "adult" channels in their "adult" timeslots.
Some of the recent Teen Titans stories have been equally good as well.
"Do you prefer watching ridiculously drawn women in nothing more than a couple strips of leather battling multi-armed beasts?"
Haven't seen much Cowboy Bebob, The Big O, FLCL, et al, etc., lately, have you?
"I just kind of cringe when I hear them talking about anime. I feel like I'm looking at someone a couple years away from being raided by the FBI for soliciting sex with a minor in a chatroom. "
Yeah. AKIRA/My Neighbor Totoro/Princess Mononke/Spirited Away is really gonna make me want to fuck a 12 year old girl in the ass.
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