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Computer Security Still Totally Inadequate

Several news sources are running articles detailing the lack of computer security on all platforms. Symantec foretells a dark future for Firefox and Mac users describing their security as a "false paradise". Kernel developer and Red Hat fellow, Allan Cox stated in his recent interview with O'Reilly that "even the best systems today are totally inadequate". He goes on to say that "We are still in a world where an attack like the Slammer worm, combined with a PC BIOS eraser or disk locking tool, could wipe out half the PCs exposed to the Internet in a few hours," Cox said. "In a sense we are fortunate that most attackers want to control and use systems they attack rather than destroy them."

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  1. Symantec, eh? by Musteval · · Score: 5, Funny

    No agenda here. Move along.

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    1. Re:Symantec, eh? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
      No agenda here. Move along.

      No, they have one... they found it in some book, written by some guy named Agrajag. Works much better for them than it did for him. Funny that.

      ""Do not worry, Arthur Dent. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.""

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    2. Re:Symantec, eh? by MasterB(G)ates · · Score: 3, Funny
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  2. Java. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If everyone programmed everything in Java things wouldn't be this way.

    1. Re:Java. by DaHat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quite true! If everything was programmed in Java, viruses would move so slow that they would never have a chance to infect a significant # of machines as well as those they attempt to infect would take forever to execute it's evil payload.

    2. Re:Java. by andy_shepard · · Score: 5, Funny

      Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders

      In other news, fans of anal sex everywhere protest the comparison to Java.

  3. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  4. Allan Cox, huh? by Sheetrock · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not good enough he's a kernel developer and Red Hat fellow, now he had to go and add an l to his name?

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  5. Hydrogenous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hydrogenous?

    Is English your first language? Or do you make them up as you go along?

  6. Re:Hydrogenous Infrastructure. by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hydrogenous" Network?!? That would be a network made of hydrogen, wouldn't it? I think the word you're grasping for is "Heterogenous"

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  7. Re:Hydrogenous Infrastructure. by DECS · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think advocating for or against a "Hydrogenous" network might cause a flamewar, teehee.

    Maybe you were thinking of heterogeneous? or androgynous? Hard to tell because attempting to read a few lines of your post made my face explode. It's 'unpossible' to read your posting.

  8. Doesn't surprise me one bit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  9. How many NAV copies sell on Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, never mind.

  10. No-no-no-no by HangingChad · · Score: 4, Funny
    Symantec foretells a dark future for Firefox and Mac users describing their security as a "false paradise".

    If it was a false paradise it would come with a tropical island, Nicole Kidman and bathtub full of champagne.

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  11. false paradise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think I'd rather exist in a false paradise than a certifiable hell.

  12. Re:Hydrogenous Infrastructure. by ekephart · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes... [clears throat] ahem... The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, "maize". Another famous Indian was "Crazy Horse". In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.

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  13. Mac User Buys Nortan AntiVirus by SQLz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I bought Norton for mac and when I ran it, it said:

    "Updating Virii Signatures......"
    "0 Signatures updated, there are no virii for mac you idiot"

    Can I return it?

    1. Re:Mac User Buys Nortan AntiVirus by koreth · · Score: 4, Funny

      I know I'd want my money back if I bought an anti-virus program and discovered the authors didn't even know how to pluralize the word "virus."

  14. dark future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Symantec foretells a dark future for Firefox and Mac users...

    Whew, good thing I'm running IE 5.5 and Windows 98.

  15. Re:Well, Sherlock... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's it going to be like when all of China is wired?

    Quite frankly I'm thinking something like the opening sequence of XenoGears, with the mass tentacles of spam reaching out to engluf us all, and the scrolling messages of "And Ye Shall Be As Gods" replaced by countless repititions of "Make Money Fast", "Strong Erections", "FREE!!!!!" and the like.

    I'd like to play the part of the captain, giving a faint smile as I detonate the self destruct. Gods know it'll be better than the alternative.

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  16. Re:Three Steps to 100% Computer Security by rtaylor · · Score: 2, Funny

    4. Watch as theives take your computer because you forgot to close the safe door.

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  17. Re:Register.uk's publishing Symantec's adware by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Which is worse, Symantic's bullshit misinformation, or the Register's uncritical dissemination?

    I vote that the regurgitation on Slashdot's home page is the worst.

    Shame on all three!

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  18. Pfft, ultimate security is easy by RobertF · · Score: 2, Funny

    I secured an old laptop of mine recently, now I fear no viruses, worms, spyware, adware, or anything any cracker wields! Haven't had a single problem since. It was easy. I took out its networking card.

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  19. Re:100% Not so!! by Randseed · · Score: 4, Funny
    What is to say the guy who designed the safe didn't install a back-door!
    I wondered how that midget got in there!
  20. Re:OSX Virus by Gumph · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been a Windows user for close to 15 years now and I'm still waiting.
    What for? it to boot!!

    no, no, your too generous really, try the beef it's great.

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