How Would You Define a Planet?
It doesn't come easy asks: "The argument over the definition of a planet continues. So far, two definitions are favored but without much consensus so far: base the definition of a planet simply on an object's size. Pluto would be near the lower limit and the newly discovered Kuiper Belt objects could also qualify, giving us 10 or 11 planets so far; or define the single dominant body in its immediate neighborhood as the only qualifying object for planetary status. If no one body dominated (such as the millions of individual asteroids in the asteroid belt) then none would qualify for planetary status. In this case Pluto would be disqualified (Neptune would be the dominant body in Pluto's region of space), and the newly discovered Kuiper Belt objects would also fail to qualify. The International Astronomical Union (IAU) working group charged with pinning down the definition of a planet may vote on the proposals within the next two weeks (or they may decide to start all over again with something new). Maybe Slashdot readers can give them some help. How would you define a planet?"
The obvious conditions are round shape and orbits the sun. Size is somewhat subjective although to have a round shape it would have to be above a certain mass.
When borderline cases arise, concepts proliferate.
Apart from the Platonists in the audience, intelligent people realize that concepts are made things, artefacts created by humans to facilitate certain types of interaction with the world. Now, the world is a particular way, and that puts constraints on the sorts of concepts that are useful to us, but it doesn't determine a single set of concepts that will do the job. Therefore, concepts vary from person to person, and one person's pornography is another person's erotica, and so on.
Concepts, like all tools, are judged to be better or worse according to use. Some of the uses of "planet" are political--every astronomer monkey wants to be the discoverer of a "plant", because that will attract and impress other monkeys of the complementary sexual orientation. This is just part of our hertiage as monkey's, and we may as well admit it. Other uses are scientific--planetologists already divide planets into sub-categories like "gas giant" and "terrestrial planet", because quite different physical processes dominate these bodies, and distinguishing them allows us to focus our attention more fully on one set of processes or the other. For beings of definitely limited brain power, this is extremely useful.
Historically the term "planet" mixed several completely unrelated things: size, distance from Earth, and being in orbit around the Sun. Planets were "wandering stars", and it just happens that the only things that fell into that category were large bodies far from Earth that orbited the Sun. Things like the Moon, which is close, wasn't a planet because it had a visible disk, which stars do not. But this is entirely accidental--if one of the inner planets had had a moon visible from Earth with the naked eye it is likely that the concept of planet would already be more various than it already is.
I think it better to create a bunch of new terms that acknowledge the rich division of bodies we can now see, rather than get hung up on the historical term "planet". The things we care about include at least three axes: size, composition and orbit. Trying to assign a single word to a particular region of a three-dimensional space (which probably isn't even simply connected!) is a silly waste of time, driven purely by monkey psychology, and has no scientific value. In fact, it may even have negative consequences for science, because getting hung up on historical terms may also help keep people hung up on historical concepts.
So my vote would be to expunge the term "planet" from the astronomical lexicon entirely. It's the only way to be sure.
Blasphemy is a human right. Blasphemophobia kills.