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E-nose Sniffs Out Nasty Resistant Bacteria

geekroot's dad writes "There have been several tries for an Electronic nose that seek out various airborne elements - they can find cancer, monitor recycled air for NASA and find nasty bacteria better than lab tests. Now as methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MSRA) becomes a problem not only in hospitals but in everyday life some British scientist have built a super nose to find the 'little buggers'."

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  1. British Scientists ? by kabz · · Score: 1, Funny

    They may be better off building super teeth, rather than super noses.

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  2. HR like it by timeToy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine the applications in everyday cubicle's life: A smell map of the office to answer the eternal question: The more you smell, the better you code ?

  3. Too bad they can't sniff English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    they can finding cancer

    Good for they's finds.

  4. Re:Stuffy Nose? by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
    But what happens when this super nose catches a cold and gets all stuffed up? We'll have to have super-tissues!
    Bionic Boogers.
  5. Hack it by MonGuSE · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe someone would be kind enough to create a hack to allow it to sniff out the BS from our politicians. Only down side is that people would think it was malfunctioning since it would go off every time any of them utter a word.

  6. Smelloscope by Fishead · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yup. Working a new invention, a Smelloscope.

    Gonna win Inventor Of The Year with it.

  7. In other news... by game+kid · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...famous cereal toucan gets new job extolling the wonders of following electronic noses, and rumors surface that the chair of Kellogg's has thrown a bowl in angry response to said toucan's career move.

    Thank you for watching; we'll see you Monday.

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  8. Re:Just call the Jewish Council by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    the only thing coming out of my nose is Cola when i read your comment

  9. Finally... by Jack+Earl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally it can be proven that girls do indeed fart.

  10. NoseMap® Code Skill Legend by game+kid · · Score: 2, Funny
    pungency skill level* 20 our Java guys, the lobby 40 C++ coders, level 3 60 C hackers 10 flights up 80 Assembler masters in floor 20 100 Those machine code wizards at the penthouse-suite roof -2147483647 That LOGO n00b we just hired yesterday - we gave him a special basement room 'cause he stunk up the whole damn café

    *not guaranteed, results may wildly vary

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  11. Wake me up when they get to the E-Vagina. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously.

    Zzz Zzz Zzz...

  12. Re:Stuffy Nose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Looks like we are going to outsource smelling to some machine.