Slashdot Mirror


Torvalds & Linux Dev Process

sebFlyte writes "Builder UK is reporting that Linus Torvalds is concerned that the Linux production kernel maintainence process might be overly taxing Andrew Morton, saying: "One issue is that I actually worry that Andrew will at some point be where I was a couple of years ago -- overworked and stressed out by just tons and tons of patches. If Andrew burns out, we'll all suffer hugely." Morton himself wants to make -mm releases more often. He sees bugs as more of a problem, rather than patches themselves. His solution is simple: "I'd like to release -mm's more often and I'd like -mm to have less of a wild-and-crappy reputation. Both of these would happen if originators were to test their stuff more carefully.""

16 of 240 comments (clear)

  1. Fantastic by Professor+S.+Brown · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have to say that we in my lab are thrilled with the progress in the Linux kernel. We have been running Linux in our labs for ages, and it now controls the massive coils that circle all the corridors in our buildings, ominously humming in the night. Before, we had Windows XP controlling the titantic voltages that flow through the rings, and we found that very often the control threads would become scheduled into irrelevance and the voltages would become unstable. This would lead to devastating magnetic fields that would reverse the path of time across the carpet in my room, staining it really badly.

    --
    Shitram Brown, PhD
    Professor of Mathematics
    1. Re:Fantastic by eno2001 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sir. I cannot believe your claims for the simple matter of the fact that the Linux kernel has not yet been proven to pierce the veil of time and space. If Windows XP cannot manage time and space properly as you purport, then Linux clearly cannot as the Linux corporation has no R&D budget due to the non-profit nature of the beast. Anyone who makes such claims is most obviously blowing hot air and doesn't know what he is talking about. The only time that the Linux corporation will be able to make such claims is when Microsoft achieves it first, but winds up turning Ballmer into a baby man due to a mishap while trying to use iTunes on their time altering OS to guess the next big rock and roll hit and cash in on investing in the act. Then, and ONLY then will Linux be able to lay such a claim and not belaughed out of the forum. But I suggest... No, I strongly assert, that you care full of beans!! Withdraw your mischevious statement this instant, or I will challenge you to a duel so we can settle this like gentlemen.

      --
      -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
  2. Test? by Hrodvitnir · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't be silly. That's what users are for.

    At least, that seems to be the prevailing ideology the past 10 years or so.

    --
    "There are more important things than stopping terrorism. Upholding the Constitution is one of them." - Ars Forumer.
    1. Re:Test? by Craptastic+Weasel · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I'd like -mm to have less of a wild-and-crappy reputation"

      well with pictures like this http://www.iwantalife.com/ramblings/blog/roadster. jpg, what do you expect???

    2. Re:Test? by schon · · Score: 3, Funny

      It sounds like they could benefit from a practice in Xtreme Programming.

      Is that where they jump out of an airplane with only a laptop and a parachute, and see how much they can code on the way down?

  3. Re:Windows broken? by op12 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was a dupe of this. Wait a minute...a dupe has been pulled on Slashdot! And there was much rejoicing....yay.

  4. Re:Windows is broken -- article missing? by 91degrees · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps Linux needs to switch to a more Windows like development process:)

  5. Re:Bus by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny
    Is there a hierarchy of maintainers (like the succession to President) or what?
    Yes. If Andrew Morton gets hit by a bus, Dick Cheney gets to maintain the Linux kernel. If Dick is unable to fulfil those duties, the maintenance gets subcontracted to Halliburton.
    --
    Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
  6. Re:it's an architectural problem by GileadGreene · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean like a microkernel system? I bet Andrew Tanenbaum would just love to see Linux move to that model ;-)

  7. Re:Windows not broken anymore? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows is broken
    Like the first Windows
    Bluescreen has spoken
    Like the first crash.
    Praise for the crashing,
    Praise for the breaking,
    Praise them for springing
    fresh from install.

    SCNR

    --
    The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  8. Re:Bus by fbg111 · · Score: 3, Funny

    If Dick is unable to fulfil those duties, the maintenance gets subcontracted to Halliburton.

    ...with a no-bid contract.

    --
    Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Douglas Adams
  9. Re:Bus by hobuddy · · Score: 3, Funny

    The solution is to put Richard Stallman in charge of the kernel development process. If he got hit by a bus, the only problem would be a pulverised bus.

    --
    Erlang.org: wow
  10. The graveyards are full of indispensable men. by Chyeburashka · · Score: 3, Funny
    Obligitory Charles de Gaulle quote, although he may have actually said "Les cimetières sont pleins d'hommes indispensables."

    Of course, this may explain France's military record.

    1. Re:The graveyards are full of indispensable men. by troon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, this may explain France's military record.

      What's wrong with french military victories?

      --
      Ydco co ,df C erb-y go. a Ekrpat t.fxrapev
  11. -mm's by jayemdaet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Melt in your code not in your hand...

  12. Obviously by joe_bruin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kernel Panic: Bus Error