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Good bye Dark Matter, Hello General Relativity

dr. loser writes "The CERN newsletter reports that a new paper by scientists at the University of Victoria has demonstrated that one of the prime observational justifications for the existence of dark matter can be explained without any dark matter at all, by a proper use of general relativity! What does this imply for cosmology and particle physics, both of which have been worrying about other aspects of dark matter?"

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  1. So does that mean... by scsirob · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. that Dark Doesn't Matter??

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  2. Re:And in 10 years... by moonbender · · Score: 5, Funny

    Science just isn't definite these days, is it?

    Maybe.

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  3. That sound you heard... by OakDragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...was physicists around the world collectively slapping their foreheads.

  4. What, no Gaffer Tape? by Morgaine · · Score: 5, Funny

    TFA is just plain silly.

    Every teccie knows that the universe is held together by gaffer tape, and the only problem has been to find the link between gaffer tape and dark matter.

    If relativity does away with dark matter, well fine, but the cosmologists are missing the key issue here. All this means is that now we have to find the link between relativity and gaffer tape.

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  5. "What does this imply....?" by ben0207 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It means my physics paper is proper fucked, for one.

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