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200gb Hack for iPod Nano

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the now-thats-just-plain-silly dept.

romka1 writes "For people who think their Nano doesn't have enought space for their music there is a hack walkthrough to get 200 gigs on your Nano. Warning some assembly required" For some reason this tickled my funny bone this morning. Enjoy.

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  1. Screw the Nano. by mopslik · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've always wanted an iPod Kilo.

    1. Re:Screw the Nano. by Infinityis · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apple Headquarters Raided

      Cupertino, CA (AP)

      In response to recent news of the latest iPod developments, federal agents raided Apple Headquarters as part of an international drug bust. During the raid, 10,000 iPod Kilos were recovered. The contents of these white blocks have proven highly addictive, especially to teenagers and college students. What most students fail to realize is the dangers involved in being a regular 'user'.

      "Many of these kids turn the volume way too lound and actually damage their ears" one federal agent said, on condition of anonymity. "It's horrifying what this company tries to push off as 'harmless fun'".

      During the bust, executive ringleader Steve Jobs was arrested. It is believed that he abused his power in trying to control other markets.

      An RIAA spokesperson was available for comment: "It's great that they caught this guy--he was trying to regulate prices on our goods. Not only was he selling highly addictive material, but he used his influence to try to brainwash his followers into believing that it's OK to pay only $0.99 per song. Now that he's gone, we can start charging fair market value for songs."

      For concerned parents, please be aware of the following signs that your child may be using iPod Kilos:
      --a thin white line going up to each ear
      --difficulty hearing quiet noises
      --an unsightly bulge in your child's pant pockets
      --during normal conversation, your child prefixes normal words with the letter "i" as in "eating iDinner", "going on an iDate", and "driving an iCar"
      --using jargon associated with iPod Kilos, such as podcasting, iTunes, or Apple

  2. Like the Black Widow by merkhet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Much like the black widow, after the battery life of the Nano completely drains, the Maxtor Diamond will attempt to eat the iPod Nano for sustenance

  3. Macroscopic by brokenarmsgordon · · Score: 5, Funny

    An iPod Macro, just what I've also been holding out for!

  4. see also... by FuriousBalancing · · Score: 5, Funny

    12 minute battery hack for iPod Nano!

  5. Next hack for Nano by Ingolfke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone know of a hack to get thet battery life on the 200Gb Nano up from 6-minutes? I'm thinking maybe a car battery could be used for power. Any thoughts?