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The Princess Bride Musical

adamy writes "Maybe a good thing, maybe a bad thing. William Goldman has started collaborating on a musical version of the time-honored classic. Guess the only thing left to do now is go through the pockets and look for loose change."

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  1. Am I on the right site? by Slashdiddly · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not sure

    1. Re:Am I on the right site? by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 4, Funny

      You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    2. Re:Am I on the right site? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's referring to his low sperm count. Good thing, too. We've already got enough Anonymous Cowards around here.

    3. Re:Am I on the right site? by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now that was funny. Nicely done. I'll look for more posts from you in the...Oh crap!

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    4. Re:Am I on the right site? by str3ssh3d · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stories of unusual content?

      I don't believe they exist!

    5. Re:Am I on the right site? by Salgak1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, he COULD be considered a Rodent of Unusual Size. . .

  2. I never saw this one coming... by Anti-Trend · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That being said, there are even more questionable musical adaptations out there.

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    1. Re:I never saw this one coming... by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny
      That being said, there are even more questionable musical adaptations out there.

      Yeah, like the Betty Ford clinic musical:
      Criminal: I'm checking in.
                All: He's checking in.
      Criminal: I'm checking in,
                All: Checking Checking In,
      Criminal: No more pills or alcohol,
                          No more pot or Demerol,
                          No more stinking fun at all,
                          I'm checking in.
                All: He's checking in, He's checking in.
          Doctor: No more looking pale and thin,
                          No more bugs beneath your skin.
      Criminal: Hey, that's just my aspirin.
                All: Check it out, you're checking in!


      Or even better, the musical adaptation of Planet of the Apes:

      Troy: I hate every ape I see,
                From chimpan-A to chimpanzee,
                No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!

      (Statue of Liberty rises)

                O my! I was wrong!
                It was Earth, all along!
                You've finally made a monkey,

      Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey,

      Troy: Yes you've

      & Apes: finally made a monkey out of me!

      Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!
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  3. Yes, I can tell you. by Nomihn0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can anyone explain what the connection is between the "Princess Bride," and something a typical Slashdot reader would be interested in?
     
    Yes. That would be "The Princess Bride". Next?

  4. Why? by ericdano · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why can't people come up with NEW ideas? Geeze, we have remakes of Psycho, the Fog, etc, etc. Nothing new. Nada. Oh, except maybe Serenity........

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    1. Re:Why? by aussie_a · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nothing new. Nada. Oh, except maybe Serenity........

      Good god! You're right man. Because nothing says originality like a movie set in the same universe as a television show.

    2. Re:Why? by Anomylous+Howard · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can't wait to see Nothing New: Nada .
      I hope it's even half as good as Nothing New: Zilch and Nothing New: The Return of /dev/null .

  5. ACs by darrell73 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My name is Anonymous Coward.
    You killed my post.
    Prepare to die.

    1. Re:ACs by aussie_a · · Score: 4, Funny

      Stop saying that!!

  6. Never get involved in a land war in Asia! by Leontes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anybody want a peanut gallery perspective on this? It's inconceivable that this would be a bad thing. I trwoo luv the film, and I have a feeling, that if done in the right type of way, it could be done brilliantly. Like Spamalot and the Producers, it's smart to choose a film that has massive repeat value, material that has that 'i could see this a million times' quality. Other possible film to stage adaptations, in this vein, now that I think of it : Clue. Goonies. Lost Boys. Bad stage adaptations of films? I don't think they exist. So quotable. However, if they screw up, they should prepare to die. Why are you smiling?

  7. How can /. cover this... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 4, Informative

    How can /. cover this, and never ONCE mention that there's a musical version of the Silence of the Lambs now in production? Entitled "Silence!" it's now playing in New York at the Lucille Lortel Theatre. I suggest you run, not walk, to the BO and buy tickets!

  8. Re:Why are you smiling? by megalogeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because I am not left handed either.

  9. Um, Fantasy? Satire? by Thu25245 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, so there's a fairy-tale love story in there. There's also fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes and miracles. Oh, yeah, and the whole thing's a satire.

    But you're not the first one to think it was a kissing book.

  10. Re:You can't be serious!? by TRRosen · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Geeks love camp!!

    Monty Python, Evil Dead, The Princess Bride, the A-Team, The Bush Administration...

  11. Scandal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any truly learned man would know that this William Goldman character is plagurizing the work of the real literary genius, S. Morgenstern.

    1. Re:Scandal! by scovetta · · Score: 4, Informative

      I spent about a month trying to track down the original book (Princess Bride) by S. Morgenstern. I was redirected from rare book seller to rare book seller until one of them was kind enough to tell me that such a person does not exist.

      That tricky William Goldman...

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  12. Pot, meet kettle. by DaltonRS · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Nerds!"

    "I do not think that means what you think it means."

    Nerd, as a stereotypical or archetypal designation, refers to people of above-average intelligence whose interests (often in science and mathematics) are not shared by mainstream society. -From Wikipedia

    Imagine if you would, for just a moment, that there is more to life than linux, sco, microsoft, google, nintendo, sony, etc. Imagine too, that someone out there, might be interested in this.

    However, slashdot does need a "Culture" section for these kinds of articles(ie, Serenity, the Raiders of the Lost Ark remake, Spamalot, etc...)

  13. Re:Hello by palndrumm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You spelled my name wrong. Prepare to die.

  14. Re:You can't be serious!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Can anyone explain what the connection is between the "Princess Bride," and something a typical Slashdot reader would be interested in?


    My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill -9 my parent process. Prepare to vi.

  15. Re:Hello by zakezuke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You spelled my name wrong. Prepare to die.

    Hello. My PID is Inigo Montoya. You kill -9 my parent process, prepare to vi.

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  16. Pretty girl? by Quadraginta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Erm, wouldn't the story of a pretty girl who rewards with her devotion the poor and unlucky but hard-working and cleverly inventive young lad with a taste for ironic word-play be of significant interest to your generic young male geek?

    Or have their mating habits changed?

    1. Re:Pretty girl? by drsquare · · Score: 4, Funny

      The generic Slashdot reader is not poor or unlucky, nor hard-working or cleverly inventive.

      The generic Slashdot reader is a rich computer programmer with a very easy life, who coasts all day sat at a computer reading Slashdot, and writes posts which regurgitate things he's read a million times before.

  17. The Princess Bride as musical by Big+Nothing · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Princess Bride as musical?!? INCONCEIVABLE!

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  18. Re:OK I have to Admit it by Mark+Hood · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anybody want a peanut?

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  19. More than twice, my narrowminded friend! by Myself · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's hardly a chick flick. Who gives a rat's ass about Buttercup anyway? She was Westley's motivation, sure, but Inigo was my favorite character. Revenge is cooler than romance any day. Especially for a movie I first saw when I was 12 or something.

    If you're so convinced it's "a kissing book", I suppose you felt no swell of outrage when Inigo Montoya related the story of his father's death? No grin when Westley revealed that he was not left-handed either? No, you weren't paying attention, because there was a girl in the beginning of the story. While the rest of us were waiting for Vizzini to keel over from the poison, or laughing at Miracle Max's antics, you were terrified of getting cooties from the girl who hadn't even been on screen for the last dozen scenes or so.

    When Inigo delivered the line he'd waited his lifetime to say, and he finally had Count Rugen cornered, and the rest of us teetered on the edges of our seats waiting for the denouement, and we bit our lips and took deep breaths and tasted the sweetness of revenge as he declared "I want my father back, you son of a bitch", we cheered and sighed and thanked the universe that sometimes things do work out in the end, but you were wisely avoiding all of that, content to ignore the movie because paying attention might mean you were enjoying a "chick flick".

    Dear parent poster, I regret to inform you that you're tragically misinformed about what "chick flick" means. In a chick flick, all the male characters, save for maybe one, are abusive, neglectful, or ignorant. Tune into Oxygen sometime and you'll see plenty of them. The general point of such movies is to reassure the audience that you can only be a decent human being if you have a uterus. Female characters in such movies are universally noble, smart, and caring, though somehow they always end up being the victims of male characters, whose motives are always shallow and whose actions are always vicious. If Slashdot ever posts about one of those, please let us know. But until then, don't try to assert that the Princess Bride falls into that category, because I assure you, it does not.

    Get your facts straight before bashing a movie revered by the overwhelming majority of Slashdotters, not to mention the general population. For starters, try watching it.

  20. I owe my MARRIAGE to The Princess Bride by blakespot · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Long story short I met my wife in a fairly chance encounter when going to have a beer with a friend of a friend (and her roommate) at a bar in Williamsburg, VA where I lived. I was most taken by her roommate, and she seemed rather to be enjyoing my company as the evening began. However, the roommate had been broken up with less than 12 hours before our meeting. The last thing on her mind was getting into a new relationship.

    So the conversation turned to "favorite movies." I mentioned that The Princss Bride was mine. She was amazed and admitted it was hers, as well. I then revealed that I had read and enjoyed the book and she confessed to the same. I then took it even farther by pointing out that I sent in a letter to the publisher asking to receive the "missing" Reunion Scene, which I did receive a few weeks later. She did the same thing! So what was mild interest at first on her part, was now in her mind a situation with a flashing "Hey This Might Be Fate" light attached.

    Two months later I quit my job and moved to Charlottesville, VA where she was attending law school. Four months after that, we were engaged. We just had our seventh wedding anniversary and have been together almost nine years now.

    I guess I was her Man In Black. :-)

    (And it is nicer than an M.L.T.)


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  21. I can see it now! by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Funny

    (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

    It's inconceivable.
    You don't know what that means.
    Scaling a mountain
    Disrespectful to gravity
    Say your goodbyes

    The ropes gone but still there's me.
    I'm just a pirate. I need no sympathy.
    Because I'm ambidexterious
    You are two I guess.

    Any cup that you choose doesn't really matter... to me. ...to me

    Mama,killed the Sicillian
    Put some poison in both cups
    That loud bastard bottomed up,
    Mama,the chase has just begun
    But Buttercup has thrown me down a cliff
    Mama ooo,
    Didn't mean to make you cry-
    But now we've gotta run through the fireswamp.
    Look a big, giant rat.

    (cut foward in the song)

    She's a cute princess everybody loves her.
    She's just a poor girl from a poor family. Spare her her life with this man Humperdink.
    let me go. I'll kill myself. Stab myself to death.-
    Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let me go-
    Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
    Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
    Will not let you go-let me go
    Will not let you go let me go
    No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
    Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
    But Humperdink has a dagger set aside for you... for you.... for you...

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