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eBay Wants Voice Phone Free In Five Years

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the well-sure-don't-we-all dept.

kmk writes "In a few short years, users can expect to make telephone calls for free, with no per-minute charges, as part of a package of services through which carriers make money on advertising or transaction fees, eBay's chief executive said on Wednesday."

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  1. Great... by TomServo_1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. I call someone... while it's connecting me I have to wait 60 seconds to listen to an ad...

    2. Other person picks up the phone... they have to listen to a 60 second ad just to talk to me.

    3. Oops, it's a wrong number. So I have to go back to step one and waste another 60 seconds.

    4. ???

    5. Profit!

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  2. Imagine if this was combined with google? by arkham6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    me: So greg, my friends and i were going over to the bar ...

    *BEEEP* you said bar, you may want to check out Punters pub, tonight we have free chicken wings! *BEEEP*

    me: urrg. Sorry about that, so we were going to that....place and were drinking some beer...

    *BEEEEP* You said beer. Have you tasted the cool, clean refreshing taste of budweister today? *BEEEEP*

    me: ....FUCKING THING!

    *BEEP* YOu said fuck, have you called 1-900-hot-chix today, for the best in....

  3. I always wondered... by msauve · · Score: 5, Funny
    why it's impossible to contact either eBay or PayPal customer support via the telephone.

    Now I know. The cheap bastards are waiting for free phone service.

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  4. Great. Just fucking great. by Caspian · · Score: 5, Funny

    "So I was at work, right? And in comes this customer and.... **We interrupt this call to bring you this exciting informational bulletin! Is your toilet getting messy? Try new ShitWipers, new from S. C. Johnson Wax! For a 5-minute instructional tutorial on how to use your new ShitWipers...press...one! To speak to a representative about new ShitWipers...press...two. To learn about our exciting Web site at ShitWipers dot com...press...three. To hear why ShitWipers are superior to competing toilet wipe products...press...four. To resume your phone call, dial...pound...three...five...seven...one. This message will repeat in 5 seconds. **

    >FIVE<

    I'm sorry, but you didn't respond quickly enough. This message will now repeat.

    We interrupt this call to bring you this exciting informational bulletin! Is your toilet getting messy? Try new ShitWipers, new from...

    >FIVE<

    I'm sorry, you cannot press buttons until this announcement has completed.

    We interrupt this call to bring you this exciting informational..."

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  5. Re:eBay and phones? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is more like Microsoft going into the vacuum cleaner business and making something that doesn't suck for a change.

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  6. Ad supported calling would be awesome... by Errandboy+of+Doom · · Score: 4, Funny

    Awesome for geeks anyway... we'll all just use adblockers or alternative, open-source brows... er phones.

  7. Re:Ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Male voice: Hello?
    Female voice: Hi, John, I just thought I'd give you a ring and see how you're doing?
    Male voice: Hey, I'm glad you called, I...

    Announcer: HI! DO I DETECT A HAPPY YOUNG COUPLE? HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF USING TROJAN (TM) BRAND CONDOMS?

    Male voice: Uh...
    Female voice: Uh...
    Male voice: Look, mom, this isn't a good time. Maybe we can talk at Thanksgiving?
    Female voice: Yeah...