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Tux Can Even Milk Cows!
GuitarNeophyte writes "If you're a cow, you want to get milked when you want to get milked. And if you were a dairy farmer, you want to make your cow happy. So what do you do? Set up a machine that gives the cow control of its milking schedule. Oh yeah, of course, it runs on Linux. It identifies the cow, then finds the udders, milks the cow, cleans it's undercarriage, and lets it go."
It identifies the cow, then finds the udders
A tool for finding udders? I really do not want to see where this story ends up...
"I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
And am a bit drunk, but I assume its running Ubuntmoo?
Microsoft has a software product which milks humans.
What happens when a bull accidently wanders in?
It will be a happy bull that wanders out.
This is just slashdot trying to milk Linux's popularity.
I wonder how many anonymous COWards we'll have posting for this one.
Does the distro have cowsay preinstalled?
Lots of mootivated developers contributed to the project.
To code is human -- to milk bovine
I call bull -- this is udder nonsense!
Alternate headline: Tux gets creamed!
I never thought I would see an article on /. about Linux milking it's customers for everything they've got.
End of Line.
"It will be a happy bull that wanders out."
Yes, but your milkshakes are going to have an awful funny taste.
NAME
cowmilk - milks a cow
SYNOPSIS
cowmilk [options]
OPTIONS
-m
Specifies that the cow is male.
This may be the only parameter, but do not underestimate its importance.
Can it milk my Girl friend!
No, but it could deflate her.
whoops! i think you accidentally included the letter 'r' in the last word!
The rest of the drive is full of the cow's favourite MP3 files.