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Engineers Report Breakthrough in Laser Beam Tech
petralynn writes to tell us the New York Times is reporting that Stanford engineers have discovered a method to modulate a beam of laser light up to 100 billion times a second. The new technology apparently uses materials that are already in wide use throughout the semiconductor industry. From the article: "The vision here is that, with the much stronger physics, we can imagine large numbers - hundreds or even thousands - of optical connections off of chips," said David A.B. Miller, director of the Solid State and Photonics Laboratory at Stanford University. "Those large numbers could get rid of the bottlenecks of wiring, bottlenecks that are quite evident today and are one of the reasons the clock speeds on your desktop computer have not really been going up much in recent years."
That I can disco dance a billion times faster?
Is that the one across the bay from Berkly?
"I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey
But will it pop a huge jiffy-pop container in my professor's house by shooting it from a plane?
...was chips with frickin' laser beams!
That's awesome. I can't wait for Hraverd and Yalle to catch up.
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It'll probably put out as much heat an light as the sun.
So can they attach them to sharks' heads yet?
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Well, that link is a little better. I recommend this one instead, since it has a coherent summary and has numerous comments from industry analysts.
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.....Ahhh we are now closer to the lightsaber....yes... the darkside will dimish......
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I feel like I'm taking CRAZY pills!
...to come up with a frickin' shark that can keep up wih these new lasers.
"Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
What? You hadn't already read the article in IEEE Spectrum?
What kind of a geek are you?
Mommy, can I have $25,000 to buy the new 10k Ghz Dell Diamond Dimension pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Horns are really just a broken halo.