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Ma Bell is Back

brass1 writes Ma Bell is back. It seems that for the purposes of branding, SBC is changing its name to AT&T once the acquisition is complete. Meanwhile, a great force and a high pitched whining sound has been reported from Judge Greene's grave as he spins at nearly 10K RPM."

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  1. Cool by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can we have Western Electric and Bell Labs back too?

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  2. Re:Ma Bell? Yo no entiendo by kflash15 · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Ma Bell" is a nickname for AT&T... like "Mother Bell" because it split into severl smaller "Baby Bells"...

  3. I don't care what they call it, it ain't Ma Bell by wiredog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And thank $Deity for that. Ma Bell did quite a bit of good, Bell Labs being a prime example, but the modern internet/www/etc wouldn't have been possible without the breakup. At least there's some competition, driving down prices and increasing usability, today.

  4. service mark by blamanj · · Score: 5, Funny

    We Don't Care, We Don't Have To.

    Get Lily Tomlin on the line, she's got work to do.

    1. Re:service mark by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Informative
      HELLO?? MODS?? PLEASE TRY TO KEEP UP.

      "We're the phone company. We don't care, we don't have to." is a famous tag-line from comedianne Lilly Tomlin from the old "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In" TV show. She played a phone operator (Ernestine) with a plugboard and did things like calling Richard Nixon's White House and asking "Why do you have 162 extension phones?...Well, if they're so silent, why do you need 162 phones?".

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  5. Re:They aren't as dangerous as before by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I would argue this point: SBC is already a horrendous company to work with. And have you ever tried to get DSL service without phone service?

    Do you really believe this will get better as there are fewer and fewer options?

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  6. Re:Ma Bell? Yo no entiendo by Krach42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AT&T

    I was gonna explain, but then I realized, Wikipedia no doubt has an article.

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  7. Re:Ma Bell? Yo no entiendo by DangerSteel · · Score: 5, Funny
    It was basically the phone company for the United States "back in the day". I think I remember thier motto to be:

    "We don't care, we don't have to !"

  8. The 80's are back by heroine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The last time AT&T was on TV commercials, QA engineers could afford houses, people could retire at 50, and gas was $0.89. Having the word AT&T back on TV is going to remind a lot of people of better times.

    It's about time they did something to improve their situation by going back to a name from the 80's. When you're a front end to an Indian outsourcing business whose only product is your name, changing your name has a big impact. Hopefully they'll still have enough money to buy the rasterline globe trademark back from Infosys.

  9. times change by RealProgrammer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Like IBM, and maybe soon Microsoft, the conditions which allowed the phone monopoly to exist no longer are present. A single company can't dominate the computer industry the way IBM did, nor the communications industry the way AT&T did.

    How long before Microsoft lose its monopoly on desktop computing software?

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  10. I'm so sorry.... by Stavr0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Does that mean they're reviving the 'Death Star' logo too?

    "That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!"
    "It's a trap!"

  11. Re:Ma Bell? Yo no entiendo by Jynx97 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Like Ma Bell, I Got The Ill Communication!!

  12. In related news... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    SBC/AT&T announced they were looking to acquire the SCO Group and Lucent Technologies. Judge Greene's rotting corpse is reported to have been purchased by the local electric company, who announced it would be used for electric power generation it was spinning so fast, for an undisclosed sum

  13. Re:Ma Bell? Yo no entiendo by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, this one is a little better.

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  14. Re:Ma Bell? Yo no entiendo - SHORT VERSION by mrsbrisby · · Score: 5, Informative

    Alexander Graham Bell -> American Bell -> American Telephone and Telegraph (AT&T) + Western Electric -> Bell Laboratories (Bell Labs).

    Bell Labs did everything first: telephones, lasers, telecommunications satellites, electronic and packet switching, UNIX, etc.

    In 1949 Bell Labs was sued for antitrust. They settled in 1956 with the US DOJ. Part of the settlement is that Bell Laboratories couldn't use one monopoly (telephone) to gain others. In 1974 they got another antitrust suit which was to be split up in 1984.

    Prior to 1984, there was one telephone company. The bell. Mother bell. Ma Bell. Whatever you like. It was so huge and spanned so many products and etc, that many people didn't know where one part began and another ended. They kept telephone and data circuit prices real high, so the DOJ's decision to make a bunch of little bells (baby bells) was to make it easier for others to compete and hopefully bring the prices down.

    It didn't work.

  15. Re:"Ma Bell" should be called "Big Brother" instea by Krach42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After I realized that the telephone company had somehow mis-connected my wife's telephone to the 911 emergency number while the telephones were out of order and repairmen were out working on the lines because of the recent thunderstorms

    Can you say accident?

    Last week the police came to my home and demanded immediate entry (they said they didn't need a warrant for "a case like this") to search for anyone in need of help that may have called.

    This would be a good thing. Warrants aren't required when there is reasonable cause. Having a 911 call placed from your line without an answer is reasonable cause.

    You had a bad experience, no reason to think that there's some grand conspiracy to have the police check your house.

    I had a situation where at college, a friend and I were sitting playing video games with our door open, when two cops came up, and one used the door for cover with his gun drawn and said something along the lines of don't worry, stay back... just plain "stay out of our way." Some other guy had talked to his girlfriend, she was scared he might kill himself, and that he might have a gun, and thus called the local cops where she was at, who called the local cops where we were at, who responded like they did.

    I'd say the guy were pissed (he didn't have a gun, and wasn't going to kill himself; his girlfriend was just overreacting). Do I think there was some grand conspiracy for the cops to have come by my room with guns drawn? Hell know, coincidence and accident man. Nothing more, nothing less.

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  16. Only 10K? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any decent SCSI-2 compliant judge corpse should spin at least 15K.

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  17. hmmm by StarvingSE · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone remember the scene in Terminator 2 when Arnie shoots the frozen T-1000 and it smashes to a million pieces, only to coalesque back into a big glob of liquid metal again?

    For some reason that image came to mind when reading this article.....

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  18. Theory of corporations by Alioth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's sort of a bit like the opposite of the Big Bang really. You take a giant corporation, break it up into lots of little ones, and eventually it gravitationally collapses back into the original giant corporation (and gets broken up, rinse, lather repeat). I bet if they re-broke AT&T again tomorrow, in 20 years it will have re-formed, just like the Bad Terminator from Terminator 2.

  19. SBC used to be called Southwestern Bell by dananderson · · Score: 4, Informative
    SBC was originally called Southwestern Bell. It covered the Southwest United States (except for California and Nevada). It was one of the regional "baby Bells" created when ATT was split in the 1980s.

    SBC merged with two other baby Bells: Pacific Bell in 1997, and Ameritech in 1999.

  20. What does this mean for San Fran and SBC Park? by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK, so the SF Giants no longer play in "Pacific Bell Park"... we JUST changed the name to "SBC Park" after the recent Pac Bell / SBC merger.

    So, now it's probably going to be "AT&T Park ?!" This is ridiculous. I miss the days when our stadiums had names that didn't change. The 49ers have played in Candlestick, which was renamed "3COM," which has now been renamed "Monster" Park. And now the Giant's stadium is getting it's 3rd name as well. uhh. Time to change the freeway signs AGAIN.

    And on a side note, is it possible for me to change my Slashdot nickname to "Pepsi Presents AquaOSX?"

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  21. Back to the Future Saw This Comming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember in Back to the Future II when old Marty got a call from Needles and a voice at the end of the call said "Thank you for using AT&T"? Well it looks like that movie accurately predicted the return of the company back in 1988!

    That movie is like Nostradomus on flim!

  22. Re:Ma Bell? Yo no entiendo by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It was basically the phone company for the United States "back in the day". I think I remember thier motto to be:

    Go ahead and mock the Bell System. They did step over the line quite a few times. But I don't really think the hodgepodge of companies that have come since have given a rat ass about the customer either. In fact, thanks to telecommunications deregulation, carriers no longer need to worry about pesky little details like quality of service, uptime or redundancy.

    How pathetic was it that virtually every single cell tower went down during the Northeast Blackout, yet Verizon and the other POTS providers kept humming along as though nothing had happened. Apparently the cellular providers can't be bothered with fancy new technology like batteries, generators and UPSes. In fact the last time we had a disaster around these parts the local phone carriers (Verizon and Frontier) went around and installed generators into all the central offices to keep things humming until electrical power was restored. There was zero downtime of POTS services. I'll wadger that in that same scenario your cell company would either deny that there was a problem or tell you that they were "working on it" and act annoyed at having to talk to you.

    In fact, barring Acts of God that destroyed infrastructure (Hurricanes or Drunk Drivers) I can't ever call picking up a landline phone and not hearing a sweet dial tone. The only gripe I've ever had with my local carrier has been the left hand (customer service) not knowing what the right hand (repair) is doing. I've never had a complaint with the reliability. And unlike all the solutions that have come since I still have a Governmental agency (the PSC) looking out for me.

    DoD was against the breakup of Ma Bell for a reason.

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  23. Re:Ma Bell? Yo no entiendo - SHORT VERSION by JWW · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It didn't work.

    Really? Many people like to claim that the breakup of AT&T meant nothing. But I have to ask. "Do you have a cell phone?"

    I don't see any reason the the telephone monopoly would have ever gladly spawned the cellular telephone network. They might have developed it yes, but they would have had no impetus to provide good coverage and reasonable rates.

    Any scenario I could imagine where AT&T was the only phone company providing cell service doesn't look good at all.

  24. Your tax dollars at work ladies and gentlemen by scronline · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So much money was spent to declare an anti-trust/monopoly against the telco giant...now we're just letting it all fall right back into place.

    Here's another great one for you, the remedy for the anti-trust/monopoly wasn't really a remedy. Each "baby bell" was still a monopoly in it's region. You don't have a choice what phone carrier to use if you're in SBC's region, same with Verizon, SWBell, whatever.

    What NEEDED to be done is one company handles all the infrastructure. They wouldn't be allowed to do ANYTHING other than maintain the lines...that's it....nothing more....ever....period. With an oversight commitee or something to keep them from price gouging or taking advantage of that situation. Then they sell access to those lines to anyone who wanted it. You would then have your choice of phone carriers anywhere in the US as well as internet providers over DSL without having to STILL pay SBC/Verizon/whoever for use of their phone line, plus transport of the DSL.

    I can't tell you how many people HATE SBC and refuse to do ANY business with them. But because you have to have an SBC line to get DSL if you're in SBC's region, you're just S.O.L. How is that NOT a monopoly? I mean really.

  25. Re:They aren't as dangerous as before by Krellan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's a reason for why they charge $50 to click "OK".

    The $50-or-so price is cast in stone, as a tariffed rate!

    Back about 15 years ago, when the price was merely $33 for flipping a switch (no fancy "OK" buttons to click here), a family friend of ours got a phone line activated.

    Turns out, the wires were too ratty/old to hold voice service: static, buzzing, dropped calls, and the like.

    The phone company came out, and ran over ONE MILE of new wiring, including telephone poles, through a forest, just to reach his house!

    This was in a small little rural town, as you might have guessed. No way would he have been able to pay the true market rate for the labor/equipment to install the phone line, which I guess would have cost at least $10,000.00 if he had hired a crew to do it privately. "Universal service" at work!

    This is why you're paying $50 for them to hit a button: the cost to you, and essentially everybody else, was $0.05 for 15 seconds of a call-center employee's time. It's just these rare exceptions, that bring the average subsidized rate up to $50 or so.

    And, no, the phone company will NOT give him DSL service today, nor install a second voice line. I wonder why? :)

  26. Re:Ma Bell? Yo no entiendo by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Informative
    A similar "friendly nickname" is given to the BBC which is frequently refered to (unfortunately, probably more often by itself) as "Auntie Beeb", for much the same reason.

    The BBC hasn't been broken up (yet) ;)

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  27. Re:Ma Bell? Yo no entiendo - SHORT VERSION by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Informative
    Any scenario I could imagine where AT&T was the only phone company providing cell service doesn't look good at all.
    But it wouldn't have been. In most Western free-market countries, cellular service was deliberately un-monopolised. The dominant landline operator was usually given a franchise together with a competitor, because there's no reason why cellular should be a natural monopoly. It's cheap to deploy, a substantial proportion of the costs are per-customer (as opposed to landline service where it's more per-street)

    In Britain, BT was given an effective monopoly on landline telephone service in 1984. At around the same time, the UK government set up two cellular franchises, and while it allowed BT to be involved with owning one of the operators, it actually insisted that BT own a minority share (Cellnet, for it is them, was majority owned by a company largely known for delivering parcels and money.)

    In the early nineties, as this wasn't creating enough competition, they opened up three more franchises (though two franchisees merged early on), and the EU itself forced the UK to open up more (albeit resulting in only one more competitor) a few years ago for 3G services.

    I can't imagine it being any different in the US. The AMPS network supported B and A carriers from the start. Would the FCC not have opened up the 1900MHz band in the mid-nineties?

    Not that I think the break-up of AT&T did nothing. But the notion that AT&T having a regulated monopoly would have meant it would have controlled cellular too strikes me as unlikely. The only change I can possibly think of is that it's possible that the calling-party-pays scheme would have been more feasable in an environment in which one landline operator exists who sets the charges for every type of call. And, having lived under both regimes, I can't honestly tell you if that'd have been better or worse.

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