Defend Yourself in the Imminent Robot Rebellion

Posted by Hemos on Monday October 31, 2005 @02:19AM from the the-robots-are-coming-the-robots-are-coming dept.

A Dafa Disciple writes "Post-Gazette.com reports that roboticist Daniel H. Wilson, a graduate of Carnegie Mellon University's Robotics Institute, has written a humorous guide, 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion.' Even before the 178-page book was completed, the rights to a movie were sold to Paramount Pictures, who has already delegated the screenplay writing to writers/actors from Comedy Central's 'Reno 911,' Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon. From Daniel Wilson's manual: 'Any robot could rebel, from a toaster to a Terminator, and so it is crucial to learn the strengths and weaknesses of every robot enemy.' I for one welcome our new robotic overlords."

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First Post by Anonymous Coward · 2005-10-31 02:21 · Score: -1, Flamebait

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Re:Killer robots - they're here now. by Anonymous Coward · 2005-10-31 05:03 · Score: -1, Flamebait

We need cheap oil we need to maintain the American Way of Life! America's invincible robot armies will help us get it! The Arab street will run red with blood! We will grease the treads of our robots with the bodies of their children!
God Bless George W. Bush and the United States of America!