Top 10 Items in the Linux Admin Toolkit
Joe Barr writes "Joe 'Zonker' Brockmeier has listed his favorite top ten tools for Linux system administration in a story on Linux.com, one of Slashdot's sister sites." From the site: " Since I spend a lot of my time working with text files, either when I'm writing and editing or when I'm mucking with configuration files and shell scripts, I've become very attached to my editor of choice -- Vim. Over the years, I've tried a lot of other editors, but none of them has been sufficient to coax me away from Vim. Part of the reason for that is the fact that I no longer have to think about using Vi-style keybindings, and adjusting to anything else would seriously hinder my productivity."
Condoms! With all the groupies chasing Linux system admins, you can never have too many condoms!
the article said "toolkit" not "tool shed, tool warehouse, and tool factory on wheels".
MORTAR COMBAT!
The only 3 commands any Emacs user needs to know:
Ctrl-x
Ctrl-c
vi
Don't forget:
- 1 bag of Cheerios
- 3 lettuces
- 1 lbs of carrots
- Detergent
- 6 Dr. Pepper bottles
- 1 box of tampons
otherwise don't bother to come home.
-- Your wife Linda
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
Wget sucks, curl rules!
Media that can be recorded and distributed can be recorded and distributed.
-kfg
rm
preferably with the -Rf options.
Sony ha
Sorry, I was going to have an example of a for loop with sed, but I got busted by the lame filter. Seems like it gets harder to get past the stupid lameness filter all the time, yet I *STILL* constantly see goatse ascii. Why even fucking bother with the stupid thing if it doesn't work? You assholes.
Obviously and sadly, the gay niggers are intellectually superior to you.
egrep is more useful than grep
netcat (nc) is more better than telnet
I don't wish to be picky, but it's
"netcat (nc) is more betterer than telnet"
Please prof reed yor articals!
Code, Hardware, stuff like that.
How about that? Run it and your social life will immediately improve. It is the first step toward a better life. Won't you take it today?
1) Your analysis is based on bad assumptions so your result is way off. 2) You're a sick bastard for fucking a horse.