Nestle Patents Coffee Beer
Dotnaught writes "New Scientist reports that Nestec, a Nestle subsidiary, has applied for a patent on a fermented coffee beverage. In other words, coffee beer -- it foams like beer and packs the caffeine of coffee, with "fruity and/or floral notes due to the fermentation of the coffee aroma."
Actually, those people don't exist. You hallucinated them while extremely buzzed on caffeine, and drinking piss from your father's cock (thinking it was good ol' American beer).
Cyric Zndovzny at your service.
You over-undereducated foreigners and your old-fangled dictionaries.