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Don't Network Administrators Require Privacy?
An anonymous reader writes to tell us that Recently their company has decided to move the IT staff out of their offices to make room for the Service Department. The move has placed the IT staff in cubicles that all face inward and lack, obviously, the ability to lock their doors at night. This is, to them, an obvious breach in security and privacy for what may be sensitive network information. Have any other Slashdot readers dealt with this sort of problem before? If so, what specific information was best suited to rectify these security concerns?
The obvious answer is simply to wage war against any other units in the business that oppose your using that private space, or plans for world domination for instance. I saw it in a dilbert comic once, they have never steered me wrong before.
Happy Noodle Boy says "F###ing doughnut! Mock me? You fried cyclops!!"
"sensitive network information."
Uhuh. Would this sensitive network information be the log of all those websites you network admins visited last month, and that copy of Quake 4 you installed on the Company Mail Server?
Just because you guys are the only ones who have access to the firewall logs doesn't mean we don't know what you get up to.
The fun solution to that problem is to act like his secretary but follow through with 0 of the requests. Give this to him? Oh sure. Is he in his office? No, he's out for the day. His car is being towed? Ok, I'm calling him now. *smirk*
If anyone complains, blame it on their incompetence.
Again, on Dilberts advice... You should probably hum west side story and have a dance fight.
The Internet is full. Go Away!!!
This is a political argument, and you already lost. Ho hum.
I have no such problem, since, as sysadmin, I am the only person in our office who can work Visio, and consequently I am the person who draws all the floor plans when we rearrange the office.
~~~~~ BigLig2? You mean there's another one of me?
1. Don't write down passwords.
2. Lock up sensetive information.
3. Have a wild cougar patrol the datacenter at night.
ROT-13 isn't secure enough these days given the massive ammount of computing power at everyones fingertips. Double or even quad ROT-13 encoding is usually enough these days.
Don't anthropomorphize computers, they don't like it.
1) Find the CFO's home directory.
2) Open up the salaries Excel doc.
3) Scroll to the execs - most likely at the top anyway.
4) Set your screensaver firmly to the off position.
5) Get permission from your boss to leave early.
Nirvanacorp
Shoot Pixels, Not People!
Just rock it old school. Place a motion detector with a light, just like people put on their homes near the driveway, facing your office door. Keep your office dark (you do anyway right?) and when people walk in, boom, you're hit with a 100W floodlamp. No amount of sneaky walking defeats that.
Failing that you can rig the motion sensor to a pair of wires, wire it to a steel-framed chair you sit in, and have it shock you when they walk in. Even better, wire the door handle on your office with it, then you'll hear them yell every time they open the door.
terriffic.. another dire warning from an undergraduate.
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