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Engineers Bringing Soap Box Racing Back Again
kpw10 writes "It appears that soap box racing has made a recent comeback as traditional races are getting big attention again. But at the same it is also adapting itself into a more modern engineering challenge: pro car designers from companies like Audi and BMW just last week raced in California's Extreme Gravity Series, with super aerodynamic racers reaching speeds of 44mph. Meanwhile on the east coast, industrial designers and artists competed in the Durham "Fall Classic Soap Box Invitational" with converted lazy boy recliners and enormous eight foot wheeled vehicles. I hope this is just a sign of what's to come!" We have come a long way since the 1930's.
I saw this on the simpsons years ago.
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... you created the all-time best, most efficient auto design and raced it in the soapbox derby, and you were gay. They would kick you out of scouting and reject your entry as garbage because you were born gay. Guess what, you hate-mongering fucksticks? More than one of your eagle scout boys are raging homosexuals. You better go get those badges back before your good name is tainted. How could you support such a horrible lifestyle as homosexuality? Hatred: It's what will make America great. Thanks for your help, you fucking retards. Next exclusion for scouting: Muslims. Kick the ragheads out so they won't blow up your retarded little shacks, right shit-for-brains?