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DNA and Online Search Finds Birth Parent
stuyman writes "NewScientist is reporting that anonymous sperm donation is not so anonymous anymore. An enterprising 15 year old tracked down his biological father, an anonymous sperm donor, using an online genealogy service and an online information service."
LOL dongs.
Sucks to be the father right now.
The news will be especially unsettling for men who donated anonymously before the power of genetics was fully appreciated. Donors were often college students who traded their sperm for beer money.
Fucking stupidity alert. Anyone who would consider something like making a child they could emotionally scar for life a good way to get money for beer is fucking stupid. It might explain why the world seems dumber now than ever, but fuck me that's a new low.
I like muppets.
...and good money for it, too. It would be worth it for me. If you want anonymity, don't donate sperm.
101) In racially mixed neighborhoods (black & white), negroes should vandalize their homes and paint racial slurs on it. For added effect, they should burn their front yards and throw charred wood on top of the area to add the effect of a cross burning. Blame the whites and say they want to drive you out of the neighborhoods and cry in front of the news cameras, "OOOOOOOOOOOOHH, LAWD!!! Look what dey done did to mah crib....er....mah home!!!".
102) Negresses should kill their children, then blame the govenment for failing them and all blacks by not giving them enough welfare funds to properly care for the children. Lie about a medical condition, if possible.
103) The dumbest of the negro women speak far worse than any of your typical negroes, and can make one word sound like two. For instance, when a negro is accused of a crime, he may say, "I didn't do nothin'". The dumb negress would would say "Ah dih-in't do nuh-in!!" and smack her lips a lot.
104) Mispronounce words. Example: worse=(more) worser, worst=worsest, Buick=Byrrick (stress the "r").
105) When in agreement with someone, a negress should respond "oooooooooohh, chile, ain' dat da troof!" or "mmmmmmmmm-hmmmmmmmmm! Ah'm sayin'!".
106) When the male negro is in agreement with someone, he should reply "true dat, mah nigga" or "right on, bruh".
107) Protest for years to enact affirmitive action, political correctness, and to further hate crime legislation to outlaw anyone from calling you a nigger. Then, turn around and call each other niggers.
108) Every negro should have an alternate "street name" to go by, such as "Cornbread" or "T-Bone".
109) Negroes should kill each other in gang wars over their "turf", actually owned by some old rich Jewish man.
110) When your negro child shits in the wrong place during potty training, beat him to death or into a coma.
111) Never replace a burnt out headlight on your vehicle, just drive around with your brights on and blind everyone. Justify it by saying they should be able to hear you coming anyway from the bass out of the speakers.
112) Justify all crimes you've commited by blaming white people for holding you back, that they wouldn't let you earn an honest living or live a decent life (as if you really tried).
113) When they get your order wrong at the drive through, argue with the manager that you should get your money back AND keep the food. When you do not get your way, wait for the manager to leave work and try to run her over.
114) When you hit someone crossing the street, drive home with him sticking halfway out of your windshield, and later tell the police you didn't know what to do.... like call them in the first place.
115) Negroes should always be loud in public places, and always try to cut in line at movie theaters, convenience stores, and resturaunts and then pick a fight with someone when they say something. When the manager has to kick you out of the store, spit at him.
116) For teenage negresses who are afraid of telling their mothers they are pregnant (some are actually too stupid to tell or in denial), have the child and then abandon it in a trash dumpster, or sell him for a bag of crack cocaine.
Big whoop a smart ass kid found out who is pop is. this doesn't mean that the father has any obigation to him. no child support no custody. whoop-dee-doo
and by the way I would happily trade my sperm for beer money, I see nothing wrong with it. basically i'm getting paid to do what I would do in my spare time anyway, then I can go out and get wasted, and brag about how I got the money for beer. maybe not brag but would be a fun story.
and I'm not making a child i'm donating the ingredients someone else is making the child. if I was making a child then I would be paying and except in neveda thats illegal.
"her"
cannot be.
Not on crapdot.
Unless you're obese and have a moustache.
BTW: Cheney just asked your officils to allow torture. If they grant him that right, consider me your foe.
Smile, don't click...
Why do you want to? Seriously. WTF is with people tracking down their birth parents. Genetics mean squat. The people your genetics came from don't represent your genetics anyway, so what's the point of tracking them down? Just so you can ask them why they didn't want to raise you and had enough heart to give you to someone who did?
How we know is more important than what we know.
masturbation is off-topic? mods smoke too much bone & crack. u all is sick.