Cow Tipping is a Myth

Faeton writes "It's the kind of story you hear from a friend of a friend -- how, after a long night in a rural hostelry and at a loss for entertainment in the countryside, they head out into a nearby field. There, according to the second-hand accounts, they sneak up on an unsuspecting cow and turn the poor animal hoof over udder. But now, much to the relief of dairy herds, the sport of cow-tipping has been debunked as an urban, or perhaps rural, myth by scientists at a Canadian university. "

Comments

of course it's a myth.

[Anonymous Coward]

Of course there's no need for tipping. Cow vagina is big enough to accept whole human penis length. Tipping (putting just the penis head in) is applicable only to small animals.